Beware the brownies
King Dennis, my dear,
They are laced with something
that you must fear.

I saw with my own two eyes
Kristin, in the corner,
Sitting there scornfully
Like lil Jack Horner.

I tell not a word
Of a lie,
'Cause I saw it
With my own two eyes.

She put something in the brownies
All crunchy and gross,
She wasn't the
Host that had the most.

They were laxatives
She fed them to your dog,
The poor beggar had the sh*ts
They must have been the size of logs.

So, she doesn't fit
To be the Queen,
Especially after what
I had just seen.

Apr.5/2005