1-800 STUPIDDOG by Karen Marrah

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		Date Added: April 02, 2006 00:04:51	Average Score: (Needs 2)
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1-800 STUPIDDOG

For a very small price,
my dog could break the sound barrier.
Give me five bucks,
and you can have her.

Call 1-800-STUPIDDOG

Author's Notes:

Stupid dog woke me from a sound sleep.
After I muzzle her, I'm going back to sleep.

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	Comment By: Kim on July 24, 2006 08:23:30 PM	Report
	I have a long haired chihuaha and her bark will make ur bones hurt it's so little but so loud and her bite is just as deadly.... Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: aaron payne on April 2, 2006 05:20:49 PM	Report
	i know what you mean. i just got a puppy and sometimes i think he is of the devil. ;) -ap Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Shruti on April 2, 2006 03:07:17 AM	Report
	Hehehe, keep her. Good work. Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: FLETCHER on April 2, 2006 12:26:17 AM	Report
	SORRY ALL WE COULD COME UP WITH WAS 4.50 SO YOU WILL HAVE TO KEEP SHELBY! LOVE YA. FLETCH Respond To This Comment