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Author Name: Freepenfold18 6 Comments
Date Added: September 04, 2006 05:09:32 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Our Luck Ran Out.
Cruising in the sunshine
Our luck ran out today
Womble took a tumble
And skidded on the grey
Although theres nothing broken
And the bruising soon will pass
His pride is hurting more right now
Then the pebbles in his ass
The damage is only cosmetic
A few scratches here and there
But the way he's ranting and raving
You would think he'd hit a bear
I said that he should take time out
And I would share the cost
But the look that flashed across his face
Was as if he'd swallowed a bloody wasp
So just for now our trip must take a break
We'll rest up a day or two
Give Womble time to lick his wounds
Before starting out anew
And so I bid farewell my friends
At least for now in time
Untill we hit the road again
And continue with this rhyme.
Author's Notes:
It was his own fault anyway, who the hell rides a harley and eats an ice cream at the same time( I did say he was a slice short of a loaf) maybe this will teach him a lesson, though I doubt it.
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Comment By: PremiumShe Whispers on September 4, 2006 08:23:28 PM Report
 Oh My____ Poor Womble..
Now he should know Ice cream and motorbikes don't mix...
I think he was trying to show off with a new trick..

He has gravel in ass and brusing on his skin
looks like the pavment won again 

You two should hold up a day or two
let him stay drunk until the skin in not so blue 

I think he need a kiss to makethe pain  it better
tell him to watch that stormy wet weather

Tell him for me to sit tall in the cycle  saddle
 keep his eye on the road so he doesn't get rattled

Hugs you both  ..Yours  ~She Whispers

Comment By: FreeAmanda on September 4, 2006 03:12:16 PM Report
Genius! It was very amusing. Ice cream and harleys don't mix....


Great write,


Comment By: FreeAmanda on September 4, 2006 03:12:16 PM Report
Genius! It was very amusing. Ice cream and harleys don't mix....


Great write,


Comment By: FreeAmanda on September 4, 2006 03:11:59 PM Report
Genius! It was very amusing. Ice cream and harleys don't mix....


Great write,


Comment By: FreeAngel on September 4, 2006 09:45:40 AM Report
Now this was so funny (she just made it to the toilet) well eating a ice cream on a harley oh dear. Have a brilliant time you two.


Till we read again and write see ya soon




Love Angelxx

Comment By: PremiumGlata on September 4, 2006 08:10:57 AM Report
ROFL I had this incredibly funny image of him licking the scrapes on his own arse, and of course that had me literally rolling around in laughter! Eating an ice cream and riding his Harley at the same time???? Yep...certainly a card short of a full deck, huh? OMG! What a blast! Well, tell him to pull it all back together, stitch it up and hit the road again. I'm eager to see what happens next! You two seem to be having a grand time...


Glata...sending the antibiotic ointment


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