I have a friend and he called me Shee,
But now he has chosen a new name for me.
He wanted a name from his own originality,
So PIA is the name he has christened me.
I imagined this name was shrouded in mystery,
Or picked from the garden like a dainty sweet pea.
Does it describe a new facet of my personality?
Does it flatter and paint my picture so graciously?
Tell me, what does this name really say about ME?
Teasing, he declared what a Pain In the Ass I could be!
Oh my! Has he forgotten his manners and acts of chivalry?
Why didn't he pick a name that was more complimentary?
Maybe he's telling me not to take myself too seriously,
Like a true friend who has shown me a lesson in humility.
Helping me right my ship and bring it back to reality,
But if you ask he says, "I'm just practicing my honesty!"