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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: May 13, 2009 00:05:51 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Lousy lover
When it comes to love making, I'm pretty lousy.
Every time I bang my wife it makes her drowsy.
When we make love, I sure don't take her to Heaven.
The last time that she had an orgasm was 1997.
When she finds another man, she's going to get a divorce.
Unlike me, she wants a man who is hung like a horse.
When men get in cold water, it makes their dicks shrink.
My wiener is that size all the time and that really stinks.
I want to tell all men something and I'm sure that they'll agree.
If their having love making problems, they can't be as bad as me.  
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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on May 30, 2009 07:25:59 PM Report
Funny stuff, Randy...There's a commercial on TV these days with a sexy girl with lots of cleavage is saying, "There's nothing worse than a man who can't preform properly." She goes on to say that if you can't perform properly, all the women will know about it, sooner or later. The announcer then tells us to prove our manhood by ordering their miracle product. It would be funny if not for all the guys who are convinced to peg their worth on sexual performance. What a strange world it has become, eh?...len


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