Have you ever seen my Mother-In-Law?
She's fat and lazy, and knows it all.
She makes my life so hard to bare.
I feel like pulling out my hair.
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When she comes over, I run and hide.
I know this is not very nice.
The stench of her fat body's gross.
I once caught her picking her nose.
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She rambles on and on, good grief.
She never says one single thing.
It's mumbo-jumbo to my ears.
Oh how I wish I couldn't hear.
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Would someone put her in a cage?
She's slowly driving me insane.
Next week I think I'll slit my wrist.
A temptation I just can't resist.
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