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Author Name: FreeTango 2 Comments
Date Added: April 03, 2004 20:04:23 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Mens Silent Private Hell




There is this story,

I would like to tell,

about mens, silent, private, hell.

From the age of forty,

it creeps up unknowing.

The only sign is,

that your flow is slowing.

It concerns the prostate you see,

when suddenly, one day or night,

you are unable to pee.

It is as if you are full,

right up to your ears.

The pain is so intense.

You struggle, and struggle to go,

but only a dribble appears.

So of to the doctor or hospital,

one has to go,

where a tube is inserted to release the flow.

So my advice to you men out there,

is once you hit forty.

Go to visit your doctor,

and of your prostate, take care.



Tango

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeMcKenna on June 3, 2010 07:42:03 PM Report
Haha... great poem. I found great humor in this and its all true at the same time. You are the only person I know that would write about a U.T. I
Comment By: FreeNikki on July 25, 2006 12:57:30 AM Report
Wow...




 


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