Mcdonalds by Diana

		Author Name: coldonions	13 Comments
		Date Added: May 03, 2004 15:05:59	Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Mcdonalds

I need a quick dinner,

I don't know what to do.

I guess I'll order a shake

and a big mac too.

That was convenient,

such a tasty treat.

I'm going to come back

the next time I need to eat.

Burger after burger

and fry after fry.

I'm totally addicted,

and you know why!

Why can't I button

my oversized clothes?

and... Oh no!

Where are my toes?

Fatty burgers off the grill

and greasy fries from the vat...

Who would have guessed

this diet would make me fat?

This is all their fault

they didn't let me know

eating all these calories

was sure to make me grow.

Call the lawyers,

I'm going to sue!

Please don't let fast food

supersize you!

Author's Notes:

I was talking with a friend about when I worked at mcdonalds and how people stuffed themselves and expected to stay thin and we started to talk about lawsuits so I thought I would write about it.

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	Comment By: S on September 30, 2008 02:39:20 AM	Report
	hahahahah i love this i have a love hate relationship with mcdonalds mostly love yeh i m such a fatass nice poem peace Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Bev on May 29, 2006 07:17:56 AM	Report
	ROFLMAO = rolls on floor laffin me a off...... but yeah, good write. i like Respond To This Comment**

	Comment By: angelica on May 18, 2006 11:02:15 PM	Report
	now that is the reason i hate mcdonalds...even tho i like there greasy food but i stay away...! great write! Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Megan H. on July 28, 2005 06:33:41 PM	Report
	whats ROFLMAO? Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Martha Heidel on June 12, 2005 02:29:26 AM	Report
	Wonderfully done. Congrats on the award. Now I'm hungry. I feel a road trip coming on. Martha/1loca64 Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: crying wolfe on June 9, 2005 09:52:39 PM	Report
	This is a super poem....but all too true...society nowadays lives for fast foods...and to me, that's sad...congrats on the award...I'd take it to a Mcdonald's resturant LOL... Wolfe... Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: LindaM on June 6, 2005 11:39:50 PM	Report
	Congratulations on winning the award for this clever and cute piece. Linda Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Sharon Jorcil James on June 6, 2005 08:15:29 PM	Report
	Funny but true poem. Congrats on the award. Sharon JJ Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Jeff on June 6, 2005 07:55:16 AM	Report
	Very cute and very true. Congratulations on this fine piece of fat-laid writing. Jeff Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Samantha Firefly on June 6, 2005 06:45:30 AM	Report
	LOL! This is cute and nicely written. Thank you very much for the fun. Congratulations on your award. Samantha. Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Barbara Demasson on June 5, 2005 11:32:55 PM	Report
	Sue 'em...they should make diet burgers and diet fries! LOL This was a fun way to bring your point across. Well done! Congratulations on winning he featured poem award! =)) ~Barbara~ eating lettuce Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Lea on February 7, 2005 08:13:34 PM	Report
	Great sense of humor! Nice job! Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Megan Catherine on May 3, 2004 07:51:31 PM	Report
	LOL - very cute. A lot of fun to read. What gets me is when people order a huge meal and then order a diet Coke...what's the point?! Take care. Meg Respond To This Comment