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Paul Walsh
January 07
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Only came out to check the parking meter!
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I'm full blooded Irish and totally nuts. If we can't have a laugh then there's no hope at all for the human race. As some of you now know to your detriment that yes I am totally nuts which is not a bad thing in and off itself, favourite pasttimes of myself are driving people crazy, making them laugh, being silly, cloud making (lie on your back and try to form the clouds in the into shapes, it's great), tickling, burping very fast and repeatedly until very sick, holding hands, walking barefoot in the park, smelling hair, scratching (well if you've got an itch go scratch it, the best for this is a tree; stand with your back to it and rub OOOOOOOOHHHH YES!!), telling jokes, singing, playing with kids (especially hide and go seek) dancing, spinning in a circle until very dizzy and sick and generaly annoying the bejesus out of your good selves with witty wise cracks and repartee!!! Well if that doesn't sum me up I don't what ever will!!!

Could that be a picture of Malaiarn??? Who knows!!!???

*Shameless pluggin*

Please read and comment on my "Chronicles Of Malaiarn" series any thoughts and suggestion's would be greatly appreciated. I hope to get it published at some stage.

"There once was a young sardine
Who upon seeing her first submarine
Got scared as she stared through the peep-hole
'Oh come come come,' said the sardines mum
'It's only a tin full of people!!'"
Spike Milligan Spike Milligan is one of my favourite poets, do a search for him an Google and you'll not be dissappointed!!!

On the Ning Nang Nong

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
Theres a Nang Nong Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the Mice go Clang!
And you just cant catch em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong!
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning!
Trees go Ping!
Nong Ning Nang!
The mice go Clang!
What a noisy place to belong,
Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
Spike Milligan - from Silly Verse for Kids, 1968


Elephants are contagious!
Be careful how you tread.
An Elephant that's been trodden on
Should be confined to bed!
Leopards are contagious too.
Be careful tiny tots.
They don't give you a temperature
But lots and lots - of spots.
The Herring is a lucky fish
From all disease inured.
Should he be ill when caught at sea;
Immediately - he's cured
Spike Milligan

They chop down 100ft trees
To make chairs
I bought one
I am six-foot one inch
When I sit in the chair
I'm four foot two.
Did they really chop down a 100ft tree
To make me look shorter?
Spike Milligan

My favourite comedian is Billy Connolly here is one of his songs

The Welly Boot Song
(from the LP "The Pick of Billy Connolly")
If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell
'Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell
And when you're sitting in a room you can always tell
When some bugger takes off his wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

Oh and when you're out walking in the country with a bird
And you're strolling over fields just like a farmer's herd
And somebody shouts, "Keep off the grass" and you think how absurd
and SQUELCH you find why farmers all wear wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

There's fishermen and firemen, there's farmers and all
Men out digging ditches and working in the snow
This country it would grind to a halt and not a thing would grow
If it wasn't for the workers in their wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies

Oh Edward, Heath and Wilson they haven't made a hit So you'd better get your feet in your wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies

Poems: 191 total (3 with awards). View By: Date | Title | Award
When Alexander Met Diogenes (2)Shadows On The Soul (4)On The Road To Mullockmore (2)
Fear Is The Opposite Of Love (0)Conversation With A Raven (2)Jack And Jill (8)
Beyond The Land Of The Living (2)Teardrop From The Sun (5)An Da Shalla (2)
The Giant's Ring (play on words!) (2)Laganside Bus Station (1)To The Wind (2)
Against The Day (0)Broken Glass (9)The "Aishling" (6)
A Bard's Awen (3)Eulogy Of A Stag (1)She Was A Dancer (3)
How Happy The Little Birds (2)Nach Aoibhinn Do Na Heinini (1)I Happened Upon The Road Today (4)
Rules Of Aerial Combat Poem contains a digital article (7)Everyone Goes In The Distance (9)From The Lips Of A Wise Man (6)
From Him To Her (7)Crazy Love (11)She's A River (8)
POOP, A List Of Dump!! About contains a digital article (14)Dream Beast (6)Stars And Stardom (9)
Goodbye Kiss Of Things Past (8)Now Class The Thought For The Day ........................ (11)Where Ever You Go (7)
The News At Len Take Two!! (6)Whispers In The Night (3)Whispers .................... (6)
I'm Your Nut But (8)The News At Len (6)You're The Strawberries To My Cream, The Cream To My Peaches (3)
Belfast Child Poem contains a digital article (7)All A Man Can Say (4)Times To Be Had (4)
Lay Me Beside You (5)I Came To Find (3)In The Eyes Of A Dreamer (5)
Cry to Eros (5)The Beach (4)Lost (7)
Exploring Love (7)Mobile Libary (4)The Sex Shop!!! (11)
Four In The Bed And The Little One Said “For Jody!” (6)Here, There, Everywhere (7)Merlin (4)
The First Of May (2)Mag Mell (8)Walshyism's, gaffs, guffaws, and put downs (use with caution) (5)
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator... (4)Upside Down Blonde (6)The Word On The Street (2)
Come All Ye Maiden's (7)The Old Woman On The Rock (3)Imramma (3)
Dictal Do Chennaib (4)A Bird In the Hand Is Better Than A Fist In the Mush!!! (2)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 3 (0)
Reflections On A Buck Eejit (For our Little Kaiser Salzig) (8)On The Difference of Humour (6)The Second Greatest Joke Ever Told (6)
The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 3 (1)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 3 (1)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 2 (1)
Candyfloss Of The Mind (5)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 2 (1)The Song Of Man (6)
The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 2 (1)From Whence Came That Dear Morn (7)Aces On High, Heroes All, And They Flew Poem contains a digital article (5)
The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 2 (3)Into The Sun (9)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 1 (5)
The Best Joke Ever Told ................. (10)The Time Northern Ireland Politics Came To Clandebouye (6)Puck, Robin Goodfello', Willo' the Wisp and Smeagoll (a community effort!!) (5)
Frustration (11)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 1 (4)Davy Sprocket (6)
On Getting Older (4)The Wee Man From Ballymuck (2)The Hip Slip Glide (part 3 re-post) (1)
The Hip Slip Glide (part 2 re-post) (1)The Hip Slide Glide (re-post) (1)Passion Of The Sword (part 9) (1)
LittleGirlLost and the case of the missing poem? (Holmes and Watson) (3)Dayummn And Lollipop (for Rebel Cutie) (3)The Sorceress's Ball (for LittleGirlLost and the Sorceress) (9)
For The Wee Bird (4)Passion of the sword (part 8) (2)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 1 (5)
A Song To A Nightingale (repost) (4)The Passion Of the Sword (part 7) (2)The Chronicles Of Malaiarn 1 (5)
Passion Of The Sword (part 6) (0)Passion Of The Sword (part 5) (4)Passion Of The Sword (part 4) (5)
Woman With Hot Zeal (A Bhean Lan De Stuaim) (2)A Bhean Lan De Stuaim (1)Passion Of The Sword (part 3) (6)
Passion Of The Sword (part 2) (7)The Mighty Puck (my take on a song by Cat Stevens) (4)Imbas Forosnai The Song Of Inspiration (3)
Passion Of The Sword (7)I Hate Haikus (5)I Have Lived, Loved And Fought (a heartfelt cry) (3)
A Question Of Setting A Little Merlin Free (for the wee bird) (2)On Drunk Irishmen (quote) (3)Love Is (5)
A Candle Burns (11)Puck And Robin Goodfello' Dance With The Animals (For Karen Redd) (4)Puck Was Playing In Pam's Garden (For Pamela A Lamppa and the Sensual Sorceress) (4)
Penn And Teller's Talent Show, My Magic Trick (an audition) (8)The Nature Of Man (6)Life (2)
A Sensual Lady - the Sensual Sorceress (6)A Surprising Twist Of The Evolution Of Mother Nature (4)I'm Willo' The Wisp (6)
Requiem For The Living (4)I Dream (4)Blood Turns To Smoke (9)
I Was Forever And Will Be (9)Stardrop In The Rain (5)It's All InThe Way That She Moves (5)
Big Frilly Knickers (10)Just Me, A Pot Noodle And A W*** (5)Useful Sindarian Elvish Phrases (do not break into song around strange Dwarves or Cave Trolls) (1)
Useful Quenyan Elvish Phrases (not to be spoken around an Orc!!) (0)Her Eyes To me (4)Strawberry Jam (3)
O' Woman Mine (3)The Punishment Of Prometheus (3)Laughter At Delphi (1)
The Belly Of The Bow (1)The Senses -An Epigram (2)The Message Of The Eyes (2)
The Heart Of Sadness (2)Quote - About Poetry (3)All Of Us (2)
Rain (2)Once I Moved Like The Wind (4)My Arse Is Killing Me (7)
The Singer And The Song Of Making (2)Man Of Dreams (3)Debt (1)
A Soldiers Lament (2)Man (1)Government (0)
Poets And Poetry (3)They Ate With Savage Glee (0)The Little Auks Of The River Lagan - (an englyn) (2)
Spring - (an englyn) (5)The One That I Adore (4)The Bonnie Wee Lass (2)
The Wild White Rose (6)The Man Inside (1)Vana Nu Silma (2)
The Death Of Fingolfin Poem contains a digital article (1)Old Man, Young Man, - Some One's Son (4)Eulogy On Loss (2)
Rwanda (3)We Walk In The Shadow Of Beauty (4)The Eagles Golden Feather (1)
The Wolf (4)The Stags Bellow (2)Out, Beyond The Ninth Wave (2)
The Last Gallowglas* (1)Internment (2)Bloody Sunday (3)
The Poet (3)The Dying Gaul Poem contains a digital article (0)Westward, Over The Whale's Domain (0)
Two Warriors (1)My Soul To the Mountain - Mo Anam Dom Sliabh (a translation) (2)Mo Anam Dom Sliabh (2)
The Art Of Breaking Bricks (2)The Kickboxer (3)The Bard (2)
Lions Lead By Donkeys (3)In Praise Of Women (5)I Watched While You Slept (15)
Lady Dragonwyck, Long Lost Daughter of Arthur Pendreic (5)India, Velvet She - The Lady In White (10)

Favorite Poems
A Newcomer at the Castle by Lady Dragonwyck
Beauty without guardians by Corina
In the beginning there was the word (A play on words with cross) by Corina
My precious by Sigrid
Naughty School Girl by Victoria
GOD’S LOVE SONG by Tomichan
Midnight by Lady Dragonwyck
Bloody, Bloody Mary by Cara
Creative Poems .com by Dennis
I love I live I breath I dream by Candy
Lots Are Now Available by SavanahB
Colours of War by Corina
Favorite Authors
Lady Dragonwyck
Leonard Wilson
Sensual Sorceress


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