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Author Name: FreeSavanahB 12 Comments
Date Added: September 12, 2004 18:09:57 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Worm Warrior
Worm Warrior

Sasser attacked our local network
Bringing transmission to a halt
We’d lay waste to one virus outbreak
Then face a second assault

Through the door ambled a warrior
Not the sort  in movie tales
This one wore a pocket protector
Taped specs with dirty nails

"What you’ve got  is worm infestation
Sasser and a Trojan or two
Just sit and watch a master work"
I sat, knowing not else to do

He wheezed out laughter through his nose
Inhaled with a loud piggy snort
He said, "There’s a new sheriff in town boys"
Stopped them with a coded abort

"I’ll tell you filthy cyber bandits
Here you’ll earn no easy notch
You’ll cause no more damage, pals
No sir,  not on my watch!"

His skinny fingers flew from key to key
Slashing and wounding with laser mouse
He threw back his head howling laughter
“Waldo Jenkins is in the hay-ouse”

He fought the viral demons thru the night
Dawn found the floor strewn with death
With one last keystroke and a "Gotcha”
He finally drew a ragged breath

"This little burg is safe again now, sugar
I’ve got your anti-virus back on track"
Then he sauntered out into the sunrise
Digging his shorts out of his crack

Now, I haven’t a clue where he came from
Disappeared into thin air it seems
I will always remember 'Worm Warrior'
Hear his wheezing in my dreams!
Author's Notes:
I've been fighting the Sasser worm all week at work and I wish this guy would come sauntering through my door!
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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on February 16, 2007 10:26:02 PM Report
MY 14 year old son is my worm warrior..When something goes wrong, I send a flare up to Sean..:O)..How ya doin', kid????
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on October 14, 2004 01:25:04 PM Report
Awesome write Savanah. I can't stand the dand viruses. *S* Cynthia
Comment By: FreeGay Johnson on September 29, 2004 02:45:02 AM Report
Heros can be found every where. This was a very cool write Savanah. A new twist on something we are all too familiar with.
Gentle Dove
Comment By: FreeRichard Johnson on September 29, 2004 02:24:20 AM Report
Very funny write Savanah, I could have used this worm warrior a time or two myself. Nothing quite as irratating than getting one of the virus' on your computer.
Thunder Wolf
Comment By: PremiumMary Lou Allen on September 29, 2004 12:27:50 AM Report
How to make the most of a bad situation; have Savanah put it in writing. Very good work. ML
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on September 26, 2004 05:34:41 PM Report
hahahaha well he might be a mighty worm warrior and have some uses but I hope the ugly bugger doesn't come to MY door!
Excellent bloody fantastico!
Comment By: Freejoia on September 25, 2004 01:24:57 PM Report
Just when my sides heal from reading some of your poems, you hit me with another....Your vivid words are so real I can smell the wintergreen gum he was chewing.....joia
Comment By: Freeerma todd on September 21, 2004 07:41:41 PM Report
hahahah this is funny and maddening at the same time. I love it Erma
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on September 19, 2004 06:44:40 PM Report
With a cloud of dust and a mighty,"Hi HO, Deeeeeeebuuuuug!!The hansome stranger rides off into the sunset....A very amusing write about a not very amusing reality.....len
Comment By: FreeMarian Mason on September 15, 2004 12:55:17 AM Report
Bless you pet you have given me a great laugh with this. The description is brilliant. Best of luck in finding your "worm warrior"
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on September 14, 2004 04:09:37 PM Report
I can see him now, as you describe....His head next to the glass screen, smiling as his breath steams up the glass~! Wonderful imagination~!! Please send some this way, as I need it~!! This is a wonderful, full, and informative write~!! Hope your PC survives, my friend....
The bag lady, with a hidden laptop...
Comment By: FreePaul Walsh on September 14, 2004 01:58:13 PM Report
Sounds Like MEEEE ............... WORM WARRIOR AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! I'm A+ certified is what I mean by that!!!!


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