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Author Name: FreeJam 0 Comments
Date Added: September 20, 2004 15:09:11 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Eating Cheese with Dogs at Midnight
Caught a train
To the dark side of nowhere
Bought a ticket
And sold myself with change to spare

Clickety-Clack into the night
Make sure youíre holding on tight
Cause this oneís bound to be crazy
Driverís vision is wobbling and hazy

Sped by
Warning signs in the dark
Encouraging dogs
To find novel ways they can bark

Clickety-Clack through the chasm
Driverís hand gives a nasty spasm
Watch out for that errant food trolley
Stewardess is busy teaching a collie

Enter the station
Arrived sometime around noon
Sun was below
And I stood on the moon

Clickety-Clack right till the end
My disbelief is what I suspend
As I look around and turn pale
This isnít cheddar, itís wensleydale
Author's Notes:
Wensleydale is a kind of cheese, for those of you that may be confused, it should all make sense now ;)
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