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Author Name: FreeJam 2 Comments
Date Added: September 23, 2004 14:09:10 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Ode to a Midget Ninja
Barely topping three foot tall,
Whirling, spinning, sword-fed ball;
Youíre an elite oriental fighter,
But knee-high to an ankle-biter.

Able to swiftly sprint for miles,
Forced to shop in kiddiesí aisles,
But questions of size may be moot
As all the girls think youíre cute.

Smaller than a samuraiís blade,
Into tiny shadows youíll fade,
To strike out with your Ninja-to,
And kneecap your unlucky foe.

Physical prowess is your game,
Munchkin your second name,
But even with your reduced height,
Youíre always ready for the fight.

Ineligible for any carnival ride,
But maybe thatís a source of pride,
As though youíre just a little guy,
Your honour stretches stories high.

Oh midget ninja youíre the best,
If only as the deadliest foot-rest.
Author's Notes:
Midget ninjas travel in large groups, crammed by the doazen into old cars, and attack unsuspecting pedestrians, beware!
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeJessica Hernandez on January 6, 2005 12:37:30 PM Report
HAHAHAHAHAHA. IM SCARED!!
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on September 23, 2004 03:45:06 PM Report
I'll keep an eye out for them. This is an amuzing poem..really cute. I've enjoyed it.

~Barbara~ *putting her feet up on the Ninja foot rest* =))




 


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