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Author Name: Freewilliamgoldenpen 4 Comments
Date Added: October 15, 2004 08:10:00 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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"Just one more Taco"
Just one more taco and that's all
that I'll eat,
i've eaten nine already and I'm stuck
on my seat.

It was the smell you see, my nose
they did greet,
My stomach said "Boy, it's now time to eat.

I'll have just one and that will do fine,
My stomach said, "The first one is yours,
the rest are all mine."

The first went down and tasted real good,
But should I have another?
Darn it , I should.

The second tasted good and went down quick,
Should I have a third or will I be sick?

No, I can eat one more, of that I feel sure,
There's still room down there for
Taco's to store.

Then four and five, right on up to nine,
By this time I admit, I wasn't feeling fine.

Just one more Taco won't put fat on my hip,
Oh! these darn Taco's, I'm gonna be sick!

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Comment By: FreeNatalen on November 2, 2004 10:36:10 PM Report
This is a fucken hilarious poem and you know what it sounds exactly like my brother! lol Great Write...

~Da Old Skool Gyrl~

Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on October 31, 2004 02:28:28 PM Report
Hehehe I love Taco's too. Hey, where's mine? LOL Got a laugh out of this one. Good job. *S* Cynthia
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on October 23, 2004 09:46:31 PM Report
Oh, darn~!! I missed the Taco table fare~! Fun write, Sir William....NINE?
Margaret...bag lady, beggin' at the window
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on October 15, 2004 10:14:32 AM Report
Oh, William, now you are learning some Texas Traditions. HaHaHa!!!!

Lady Dragonwyck -- loves tex-mex food


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