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Author Name: Free1loca64 3 Comments
Date Added: December 31, 2004 00:12:08 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Smokers
He lit the cigarette & smoked it down to the filter in one breath. He silently thanked the Winston Company for being thoughtful enough about his health to include a filter to protect him. So he lit up another. Only this time he didn't exhale the squeaky-clean filtered smoke, but just let it nestle in his lungs, filling his body with that good menthol flavor.

More smokers knocked on his door & they came in & all started smoking along with him. "How wonderful it is that we all smoke." he thought. Everyone smoked & smoked & after the smoked, they all talked about smoking & how nice it was that they were all smokers. Then they smoked some more.

Smoke, smoke, smoke. They all sang "Smoke that cigarette" & "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes". Then the smokers smoked one more cigarette & left him alone in he's easy chair, about to relax & enjoy a nice quiet smoke.

Then his lips fell off.
Author's Notes:
It's hard to explain my frame of mind when I wrote this. I was awake for over 36 hours straight, so I really don't think at that point I had a mind. So relax, enjoy, and have a smoke. ;)
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeChristina on March 22, 2005 07:51:00 PM Report
lol, hmmm... well i'm a smoker but a pack last me like 2 days, so i'm not that bad, lol.
~Christina
Comment By: FreeMary AnnieA.V. on January 1, 2005 02:12:40 AM Report
very amusing... anna maria
Comment By: FreeWilliam on December 31, 2004 12:39:31 AM Report
Not my brand, I'm afraid!! lol

Bil




 


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