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Author Name: Free1loca64 7 Comments
Date Added: March 05, 2005 06:03:35 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Junk In Da Trunk

I use to be ashamed of my junk in da trunk
Now I see that what I thought was a bunch of bunk

I am here to say that I'm a big booty girl
Stand back and watch me swirl

J. Lo has nothing on me
So don't be angry

I don't mean to sound vain
I know girls like that are a pain

I just think it just delicious
that my husband thinks I'm so bootylicious

Author's Notes:
Ok, I have lost my mind. It has been confirmed. LOL!! This goes out to all the big booty girls out there. Thanks to J.Lo and Beyonce for puttin it out there. :)
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Comment By: FreeChristina on March 22, 2005 07:47:55 PM Report
LOL, this is great, i myself and a big booty girl, for my body, that's all i have is an ass, cause i'm real petite, but that's the first things guys comment on, lol, i love this one girl!!!!
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on March 19, 2005 05:55:13 PM Report
HAHAHA Right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent write Martha. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: Freefame on March 16, 2005 12:57:50 PM Report
yeah girl they aint nothin wrong wit a big ol butt thats wat i love
Comment By: FreeTisha on March 12, 2005 03:35:11 AM Report
I love this poem it is going into my fav's!
I am kinda little but I got a big ol' BOOT-Y !!!

Comment By: FreeMicky McMaster on March 5, 2005 11:17:54 PM Report
Amazing write!
Micky :>D
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on March 5, 2005 10:39:49 PM Report
go shake that thang girl,dance your booty off til you cant dance no more,funny write here, joe
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on March 5, 2005 07:27:45 AM Report
LOL! I like this a lot. It's great.


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