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Author Name: Free1loca64 3 Comments
Date Added: March 06, 2005 09:03:41 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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You Might Be A Badge Bunny If......

1. Like a fish, you are attracted to bright, shiny objects. Example: handcuffs, a gold badge.

2. You are the pursuer in a high speed chase.

3. You think SWAT is a sex game.

4. Flashing blue and red lights make you horny.

5. You unbutton your blouse before running the red light.

6. You ask the officer for his name and number first.

7. You think handcuffs look better on you than diamonds.

8. You run a red light hoping to get a date.

9. When pulled over, 'you assume the position' before the officer gets to your car.

10. Frisking ? you mean foreplay?

11.You think a traffic citation is a love letter.

12.You dial 911 for phone sex.

Author's Notes:

~Unknown Author~

I found some humor in this.

But unfortunately I have had to deal with badge bunnies trying to get their hands on my man. Silly rabbits, tricks are for kids.

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Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on March 10, 2005 01:39:22 PM Report
HAHAHAHA Martha, you really know how to grab a person's attention. Excellent humorous post. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeWilliamGoldenpen on March 6, 2005 12:01:16 PM Report
You had me laughing throughout this! Thanks for sharing.

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on March 6, 2005 11:36:42 AM Report
This is soooooo cute. I really enjoyed this.

Lady Dragonwyck


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