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Author Name: FreeLen 12 Comments
Date Added: March 14, 2005 04:03:55 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Uncle Twinkie's Funhouse

Hi Ho, Twinksters!

Hi Ho, Uncle Twinkie!
I'm SO happy to see so many smiling faces, Today!
Welcome to Uncle Twinkie's FUNHOUSE!!


And, a big Hi Ho to all the Twinksters out there in TV LAND!
We're going to have LOTS of fun in Uncle Twinkie's Funhouse!
We have Teletubbies, and SPONGEBOB, and LOTS of games to play!


But, before we DO, boys and girls....
I want to share something with you.
I want to share with my Twinkster buddies is the WORD of the DAY.

The word of today is "TOLERANCE!"
ALWAYS be respectful of other Twinkster's differences...
whether it be the color of their skin, or nation of origin,
or EVEN their chosen lifestyle...
And, NEVER call your fellow twinksters hurtful names like,
"Fairy Boots" or "Campus Queen!"

NEVER lock your fellow Twinkster in a locker,
telling his teacher that he ran off to join "The Village People."

These things can be VERY PAINFUL to a young Twinkster!
It could even drive him to tie a rope around your cat's tail,
and hang the poor defenselss creature from a STREET SIGN!

He might even wait until you're away and sneak into your HOUSE!
He could be upset enough to set FIRE to your family's home...
and BURN your stinking hovel to the GROUND!!

This could result in YEARS and YEARS of embarrassing THERAPY!
So, REMEMBER, my happy little Twinksters...
Always show tolerance, no matter HOW funny someone might walk,
if you little Twinksters know what's GOOD for you!

And, NOW....ON to our first Sponge Bob SQUARE PANTS cartoon!!
And, don't listen to what SOME grown-ups say about him....

Some of them are VERY mean Twinksters, INDEED!!

Author's Notes:

Everything you've heard about Mickey Mouse is true

But, that doesn't make him a bad mouse

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Comment By: FreeThe Mystic Poet on April 9, 2007 04:16:21 AM Report
OOOOH, I'm calling Walt on you......ooooh.........You've been a naughty boy again havent you......Mary Poppins gonna give ye your meds bend over and say ahhh!
Comment By: PremiumMary Lou Allen on April 2, 2005 08:43:52 PM Report
Thanks, len. Y'know, sometimes I run out of ideas when I need to get revenge and it's boring doing the same old same old. You've given me some really good things to try. You could write a handbook. This is really good. ML
Comment By: FreeJo on March 31, 2005 10:56:37 PM Report
Wow, Len! This is hilarious! I love how you can use so much fun to spread a truly serious message. What a fantastic write!
Comment By: FreeSavanahB on March 27, 2005 06:04:37 AM Report
Good God, Len, is nothing sacred to you? LMAO - And Mickey is NOT gay ALL actors have to wear makeup! Jude
Comment By: FreeIngwa on March 25, 2005 09:36:48 AM Report
By reading this poem, I already feel part of the Twickster Family. Wow, very good write.
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on March 18, 2005 06:34:34 PM Report
on this site you are indeed the king of comedy,this is witty,funny and still serious,great write len, joe
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on March 17, 2005 05:30:01 PM Report
hahaha and that guy in the pic has a face I would never get tired of kicking!
Cuz xxx
Comment By: FreeSharon Jorcil James on March 17, 2005 06:56:06 AM Report
The myriad of messages sent here is loud and clear. Very clever and interesting write Ron. A pleasure to read indeed.

Sharon JJ
Comment By: on March 15, 2005 11:48:35 PM Report
Bitter sweet humor with an interestingly dark message.....I wonder how many really understand what you are saying in this piece Len? A bubble of parody laying next to one of violent revenge....sort of sums up the daily news doesn't it....As always entertaining and disturbing..
Comment By: FreeGay Johnson on March 15, 2005 12:39:31 AM Report
Reminds me of this poem I heard one time, you might know it. Stinkle Stinkle Little Poem. You are tooooooo fun len. Is there such a thing as too much fun? Well I just had it. love it
gentle kitten
Comment By: FreeGlata on March 14, 2005 09:45:43 AM Report
LOL I don't know WHAT to say, Sir Len! Colour me speechless!
Glata, tuning in for next week's show!

Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on March 14, 2005 04:52:59 AM Report
I love this, Len. Great message written with so much humour.


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