Hi Ho, Twinksters!
Hi Ho, Uncle Twinkie!
I'm SO happy to see so many smiling faces, Today!
Welcome to Uncle Twinkie's FUNHOUSE!!
And, a big Hi Ho to all the Twinksters out there in TV LAND!
We're going to have LOTS of fun in Uncle Twinkie's Funhouse!
We have Teletubbies, and SPONGEBOB, and LOTS of games to play!
But, before we DO, boys and girls....
I want to share something with you.
I want to share with my Twinkster buddies is the WORD of the DAY.
The word of today is "TOLERANCE!"
ALWAYS be respectful of other Twinkster's differences...
whether it be the color of their skin, or nation of origin,
or EVEN their chosen lifestyle...
And, NEVER call your fellow twinksters hurtful names like,
"Fairy Boots" or "Campus Queen!"
NEVER lock your fellow Twinkster in a locker,
telling his teacher that he ran off to join "The Village People."
These things can be VERY PAINFUL to a young Twinkster!
It could even drive him to tie a rope around your cat's tail,
and hang the poor defenselss creature from a STREET SIGN!
He might even wait until you're away and sneak into your HOUSE!
He could be upset enough to set FIRE to your family's home...
and BURN your stinking hovel to the GROUND!!
This could result in YEARS and YEARS of embarrassing THERAPY!
So, REMEMBER, my happy little Twinksters...
Always show tolerance, no matter HOW funny someone might walk,
if you little Twinksters know what's GOOD for you!
And, NOW....ON to our first Sponge Bob SQUARE PANTS cartoon!!
And, don't listen to what SOME grown-ups say about him....
Some of them are VERY mean Twinksters, INDEED!!