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Author Name: FreeSamanthaxxx 5 Comments
Date Added: April 03, 2005 17:04:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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C-P Royal Battle (notice)

As a respectful peasantís virtuous daughter, I am awfully upset by the Royal Battle in our once peaceful Kingdom. We have always been loyal to our beloved Queen B and we think that King D should be faithful to her. In the name of all the devoted peasants, I send our King the following ultimatum:

ďIf you go on betraying our treasured Queen B, the peasants of C-P Kingdom will get their spades, shovels and tools in order to smash your gold crown. You are surrounded by so many sinful ladies that you are getting absolutely berserk. We ask you to give our Queen a long and loving kiss; otherwise weíll ask our Lady Sorceress to concoct a lethal potion.

PS: Iíll be waiting for you at . Iíll be wearing a sexy pink nightshirt. Hush!Ē

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Comment By: FreeDKO on August 9, 2012 01:49:08 PM Report
haha after so many years this still made me smile lol

Comment By: FreeSharon Jorcil James on April 4, 2005 08:46:55 AM Report naughty...naughty! Ulterior motives here Sam?! Or is it that your sexy, pink nightshirt is a distraction to lure him towards the lethal concotion! Lovely!!

Sharon JJ
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on April 3, 2005 05:30:17 PM Report
Oh what words of wisdom...if I've heard any since the start of this whole mess...they are right here...except of course for that p.s. part...I'm sure your fingers went out of control though hun...and I've forgiven you already. Besides...Kind Dennis doesn't like pink...uh uh..oh my did I say Kind bad babe, I meant King Dennis! *huge difference*

Marvelous post darling...I shall remember your loyalty...and do my utmost to forget that pink nightshirt! =))

Have my loyal subjects prepare for battle, I'm sure it is coming to that! *sigh*

Loved this's awesome! *HUGS*

~Queen B~ *holding her head high*
Comment By: on April 3, 2005 05:27:45 PM Report
Yeah yeah, I'll take my chances. Get out of my way, you will be next to never see the light of day.
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on April 3, 2005 05:23:33 PM Report
Great write and I love the ending, nice! Joe


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