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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 8 Comments
Date Added: April 29, 2005 05:04:16 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Mother Goose did drugs,
that explains her silly rhymes.
None of them make sense,
but they don't really need to,
the children love them.
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Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on May 2, 2005 08:23:24 PM Report
ROFLMAO Jill, this is toooooooooo funny. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeMary on May 2, 2005 02:29:03 PM Report
this was a nice job.ur friend ~*~**MARYANN~*~**
Comment By: FreeChristina on May 1, 2005 12:19:10 PM Report
Interesting. Never thought of it like that. But your right, the kids always love them. Heck I even did. But that does explain alot.
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on April 30, 2005 07:57:56 AM Report
Do you know i never liked nursery rhymes! the only one i liked was the one where the baby fell out of the cradle! What does that say about me? help! Keep it to yourself.
Alison SW (pretending to be normal.)
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on April 29, 2005 12:33:57 PM Report
I thought there was so funny business
going on with that old bird. lol
Cute write. Linda
Comment By: FreeMichael Barnicle on April 29, 2005 08:36:25 AM Report
She had to have been to be calling herself mother goose all the time, lol. Funny little write. Good job.
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on April 29, 2005 08:14:26 AM Report
Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on April 29, 2005 05:35:36 AM Report
That explains it, they must been good ones too, cause she wrote a lot.Love this, it's to funny.
Love Your Sister.....Tracy


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