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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 3 Comments
Date Added: April 30, 2005 08:04:20 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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There's this old woman,
who lived with all her children,
in a shoe too small.
She did not know what to do,
and never practiced safe sex.
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Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on May 2, 2005 08:46:45 PM Report
OMG You're bad. ROFLMAO *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeChristina on May 1, 2005 12:12:07 PM Report
Lol. Nice, that is cute. I was at chili's last night with my parents and we saw this couple walk in with 5 kids and they all had to be under the age of 6, makes ya wonder if they know what causes that, lol. I liked this one. Brings back those memories of that story when i was young.
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on April 30, 2005 09:57:40 PM Report
That must have been in the days before
the pill and before condoms huh? Funny
write Jillian. Linda


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