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Author Name: PremiumPHUBENAK 2 Comments
Date Added: April 30, 2005 09:04:05 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Time Travel Story - not a poem
I am glad someone else has come forward about their time travel adventure. You see in my world it is a sin to take one of these time travel adventures. Sure the ad said "discrete" and "Adventuresome" and I new I would be looked down upon. I could not resist though. It was the chance to see the world, to see the future! This was supposed to be a Club Med type adventure. You know the type, all expenses prepaid (except liquor of course - they did not want to mislead me. I would have to pay for that) Well I went to the prearranged location at the prearranged time (1:00AM in a Dark alley behind the bowling alley) that was to be my departure point. I had packed my best tin foil and my Klingon to English dictionary (you know just in case the future people did not want to  speak retro) I wanted to fit in and not look like a tourist. I cannot tell you how disappointed I am. Here I am in the future and of course they did not send me far enough ahead that they have developed inter-time telephones so I cannot call the agency to complain. You see the problem is no one here recognizes the "Club Med" pass. I am having to pay for EVERYTHING. Can you believe that rip-off! and another thing, I think that these people at the agency only set the time travel on a one-to-one ratio, so I think I am at the same point in time I would have been had I not taken this adventure. SO here I am stuck in the NOW future or the "NOW" or what ever you want to call it. I have paid a great deal of money to these guys and I am still having to pay for everything. I now have to try to find a Psych doctor who has an open enough mind to understand that I am from this time minus zero seconds and am stuck here with no way to get back, limited money, a suit case full of tin foil, my Klingon Dictionary and I am feeling guilty for taking this society forbidden trip in the first place. I just have one question for everyone... Who is your travel agent?
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I dunno ... I just plain don't know   ... What DID happen here?
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Comment By: FreePhoenix on May 9, 2005 12:45:13 AM Report
Wow, that WAS random...
Not just normal random, but hanging out with your friends rambling on and on while drifting in and out of your own talking random...
Well, made me laugh.
Comment By: FreeDori on May 6, 2005 03:03:57 PM Report
Paul - PMG - I'm laughing so hard! RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is truly funny - just the kind of humor that cracks me completely up! OMG - I've got tears in my eyes. I have to go read it again.


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