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Author Name: Freewilliamgoldenpen 6 Comments
Date Added: May 03, 2005 20:05:32 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Parking Lot

There in the parking lot were cars, yes, galore,
filling all the spaces and some even more.

Try asI may, no space could I find,
I know I should have walked, and left the darn car behind.

Then all of a sudden, a space became free,
and there in the isle, it was between a little old lady and me.

Chivalry crossed my mind to give her the space,
but man, you should have seen the look, on that little old lady's face.

Like days of old when gunmen stood face to face,
me and her duelled that day, for that one parking space.

With wheels spinning madly, and white rubber to burn,
she doggone captured that space, and it was'nt even her turn.

So out of the car I got and over to her I strode,
and if I'd been on a horse that day, then over I'd have rode.

"Lady," I said firmly, "I don't think that was fun,"
when into her purse quick as a flash, she pulled out a gun.

"You don't think so buddy," she said with a sneer,
"If I was you punk, I'd get your butt right out of here."

So sencing that this lady, was already halfway hot,
I decide to go find myself, another parking lot!

Author's Notes:

                    The moral of this story?

        Don't under estimate Little Old Ladies!!

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Comment By: FreeRajalaxmi Vasudevan on May 14, 2005 11:35:28 AM Report
superb..I bow to you..simply out of words to give an applause
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on May 5, 2005 08:27:02 AM Report
LOL! This is too much. Thanks a lot for the laugh.
Comment By: FreeSavanahB on May 4, 2005 01:37:54 PM Report
So YOU'RE the one that tried to get my parking place!!! If you hadn't made that rude gesture, I wouldn't have pulled my gun! ROFL! Never get between a woman and a blue light special! LOL This is so funny, William. I thank you for the giggle..Savanah....on Geritol and packin'
Comment By: FreeGlata on May 4, 2005 07:19:26 AM Report
ROFL!!!! A woman with a gun...never anger her!
You must have been trying to find a parking place at WalMart...Sheesh it's nearly impossible, huh?
Hugs, and this is great!
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on May 4, 2005 01:26:27 AM Report
Well...ummm...when there is a gun involved, I always say the other person is right. It's survival of the smartest!! =))

Funny stuff William, very enjoyable poem, I love how you captured her meanacing character even before she got out of the car and put a gun up your nose... *coughs* she sure showed you who held the trump card eh! LOL

~Barbara~ *riding a bicycle to avoid life threatening situations*
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on May 3, 2005 10:49:07 PM Report
lol. Careful William, you never know
which little gray haired lady is sweet
and which ones are packing heat.
Funny write! Linda


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