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Author Name: FreeFLETCH 7 Comments
Date Added: May 14, 2005 23:05:16 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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An Empty pool
Can be a dangerous place
You'd want some good gripping shoes
Just incase!

Well my dear wife
See's things a different way
She was wearing slippers
Just the other day

We have a in-ground pool
15 foot deep
From top to bottom
It's kind of steep

Slippery is a word
But it's also the truth
Wearing slippers in the pool
Is just a bit uncouth

I heard her yell
I looked out to see
Her on her butt
What a surprise to me

I says Did ya Fall
She said Noooooooooooooo
Of course I did
Her feet came up
And on her butt she slid.

I noticed her shoes
Right away
She was wearing
Her slippers
What could I say

Those shoes are good
But not for gripping
Slippers are Great


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Comment By: FreeKaren Marrah on April 18, 2006 06:27:02 PM Report
Oh Fletch, this is great. Tracy told me about it so I had to find it and read it...LOL. I can just imagine her saying....NOOOOOOO, I'm just down here on my butt for no special reason...Have a great night brother, and keep smiling...Love, Karen
Comment By: PremiumGlata on May 16, 2005 09:45:25 AM Report
you're lucky she has a good sense of humour, too, lol! Otherwise you would be eating those slippers for dinner! Stir fried is pretty tasty, by the way :O)
Hugs yo uguys, and I'm glad she's alright!
Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on May 15, 2005 07:33:37 AM Report
Cute poem Honey! I'm getting over the pain, but the
embarrassment is something else. You're lucky I do love your sense of humor.
Love..........Your Wife, Brat, and Best Friend

Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on May 15, 2005 03:21:49 AM Report
ROFL! I do like your sense of humour. I hope your wife does too ;)
Comment By: PremiumJillian K. Alexis on May 15, 2005 03:20:34 AM Report
Nice way to tell of Tracy's accident. I hope her pain goes away quickly. Well penned.

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on May 14, 2005 11:16:17 PM Report
Very cute, witty and creative, Joe
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on May 14, 2005 11:15:32 PM Report
LMAO Has Tracy seen this one yet? If she didn't, she's going to get a kick out of this write. LMAO Excellent humor here FLETCH. *S* Wind Whisperer


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