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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 10 Comments
Date Added: May 18, 2005 20:05:42 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~TWO LEFT FEET~ (Tanka~
I was born clumsy,
and I can surely prove it.
While I talked on my cell phone,
which was not turned on,
I was hit by a parked car.
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Comments:
Comment By: on June 8, 2006 06:50:29 PM Report
lol..i really like this one..it made me laugh...lol.......

 

dannie

Comment By: Freesam on May 25, 2006 01:48:12 AM Report
I know how that feels although I still say that building jumped out in front of me.......
Comment By: Freemercedes on May 7, 2006 10:15:52 PM Report
that sounds just like my sister
Comment By: FreeMel on July 20, 2005 10:07:08 PM Report
OMG THIS IS SO ME...
Comment By: FreeCassie on June 18, 2005 12:04:36 AM Report
Dont feel bad its happen to me plenty of times!!!

Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on May 19, 2005 12:08:17 PM Report
Funny stuff here Sis! Now I know we are related in someway or other. I've been hit by a parked car also. I swear it just appeared out of nowhere.
Love......Your Lil' Sister Tracy
Comment By: FreeTiffany Monae on May 18, 2005 10:48:03 PM Report
hahahahahahahaha that is just to funny ~PEN&PAPER~
Comment By: AdminRichardM on May 18, 2005 10:16:37 PM Report
Ack!! Heh heh!
Rich
Comment By: FreeChristina on May 18, 2005 09:34:25 PM Report
Lol. Sounds like something that i would do. This was great, i really laughed on this one. Loved it!
~Christina
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on May 18, 2005 08:37:16 PM Report
OMG Sis, you are way too funny. I loved this. *S* Wind Whisperer




 


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