1)When I was your age!
Big turn off they don't believe you ever were.
2)Because I said so.
No explanation needed.
3)Why can't you be more like?
You fill in the name.
4)What do you think I am, Stupid?
You don't want to hear their answer.
5)Are you going to wear that today?
That's just asking for a fight.
6)If I ever did that my parents would've killed me!
You know that's a lie and so do they.
7)If your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?
That's an obvious no.
8)It's just puppy love, you'll get over it.
Just shows them your old and don't remember what it's like.
9)Doing that could hurt your future!
Kids only worry about the here and now.
10)You need an attitude adjustment!
Probably true, just find a different way to say it.
11)Why don't you grow up?
They are trying too.