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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 7 Comments
Date Added: June 05, 2005 01:06:35 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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were two
blonde women
sitting outside
on a front porch swing,
staring up at the Moon.
The one blonde said to her friend,
"I wonder which one is farther,
would it be Florida or the Moon"?
She replied, "Duh, can you see Florida"?
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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on October 4, 2009 12:17:04 PM Report
I take it you are a blond????  I've known a few like her, but they are few and far between.
Comment By: FreeKiran Mirza on February 15, 2007 01:28:57 PM Report


Comment By: FreeTobit Sharon on April 28, 2006 10:23:53 PM Report
Comment By: Freecinderella on September 14, 2005 08:30:02 PM Report
i dont get it lol

Comment By: PremiumLindaM on June 5, 2005 09:49:07 PM Report
That's a cute one. lol
Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on June 5, 2005 07:27:31 AM Report
Too cute! Gave me a good laugh. I'll have to tell this one at work. Good job.
Love........Your Lil'Sister Tracy
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on June 5, 2005 03:41:35 AM Report
LOL! This is too much. I'm glad I'm not a blonde.


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