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Author Name: Freewritelady 7 Comments
Date Added: June 07, 2005 14:06:03 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The summer sun was boiling hot

I’m blistered from head to toe

I shouldn’t have stayed in the sun so long

Even the bottle said so


It told me to apply it all over

In every nook and cranny

I did as I was told

But I forgot my fanny


I thought I felt it a little hot

As I laid there bare in the sun

I thought, Ummm, someone is grilling out,

But in fact it was me bum!


ssssssssssssssss is that sausages

I said with eyes open wide

No its me Eddy said

Who was lying by my side?


Eddy said, we should go in now,

We’ve both had far too much sun

But when he went to rise from his chair

He screamed and started to run


Help me Barbie Help me

I’ve scorched my you know what

Barbie screamed well look at me

I’ve also scorched my butt


So now we were in a pickle

A bucket, and the sink,

The next time we try to sunbathe

Surely we’ll stop and think


Now the moral of this story is,

Beware of all that sun;

For we’ve not had sex for three weeks straight

And wont till all the peelings done
Author's Notes:

A B&E production

When Eddy And Barbie Met ,,It was hot.............

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Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on June 27, 2005 09:14:56 PM Report
ROFLMAO Barbie, this is way too funny girlfriend. Better learn from this one. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on June 11, 2005 01:11:40 PM Report
hahaha been there...done the friggin t-shirt!
took me years to understand us gals with red hair and freckles dont "do" tanned!

PS hope your kebabs have cooled down... same goes for Eddy's sausage.
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on June 10, 2005 03:28:09 PM Report
This is toooo funny. Very creative and a fun read, Joe
Comment By: FreeCraig David Dawson on June 8, 2005 08:30:49 AM Report
Hmmmm...i loved this! So funny. However im not gonna tell you what "fanny" means in britain! lol.
Comment By: FreeGlata on June 8, 2005 08:16:05 AM Report
OMG!OUCH! I can FEEL the pain....wait..that's my OWN sunburn, lol!
This is painfully awesome, you two...Keep em coming!
Hugs to you both!
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on June 8, 2005 03:34:32 AM Report
What Eddy got is known as "Adam's Nightmare." Being a redhead, I know the torture of sunburn..What's worse than the burn is that stinging sensation, when it starts to heal...I don't want to think about it, anymore. You sure paint a painful picture, gal.....len
Comment By: FreeIngwa on June 7, 2005 03:15:09 PM Report
Oh my, goodness me...sizzling bits, sounds very painful. Remember in future to do what is says on the bottle :)


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