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Author Name: Freewritelady 10 Comments
Date Added: June 08, 2005 10:06:16 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Nuns on the Run
The Convent was a solid place,
all quiet and reserved;
until the ladies form c-p came,
and the place became unerved!

They were looking for a get away,
and thought, now this is the ticket!
Noone will find us here,
in this stone castle wrapped by thicket!

First to enter the Nunnery,
was none other than our Jody;
she'd brought with her some potions,
and some things that looked quite grody!
She wore her usual outfit,
and was promptly told by the abbot,
now just see here, you witch of sorts,
replace it with this habit!
Your name will be Sister Angnes,
whist you roam these halls;
so put away your witchery,
and for sure that crystal ball!

Next in Line was Glata,
so pure in thought and deed;
the abbot said, somethings not quite right,
The others, astray, you'll lead!
So drape this habit over you,
your name will be Sister Mary,
and you can forget about
that man you know named Harry!

Then on came Rita, that Texas gem,
when the abbot saw, the length of her hem.
He said now to her, as she strode in the place,
here put this on, wipe that smirk off your face!

Then Savannah B, from way down yonder,
strolled in with a bottle of Jack;
the abbot shook his head and sighed,
you'll have to put that back.

Frozen Tears, Crying Wolfe 
And Alison, and Kym did show,
the abbot said, now hurry up!
It's time for prayer, you know!

The ladies all showed up there,
from Barbara to all the rest,
and they all seemed disallusioned when,
they were asked their sins to confess!
We'll have none of this! They clamored,
and tossed habits on the floor,
we came to have a respite,
not work off our sins in chore!

The ladies walked back out the gate,
looking for the nearest bar,
Good grief I'm so thirsty, Mary Lou exclaimed,
 I hope it's not too far!

No repreive for the wicked, is what they say,
into the swinging doors they burst;
the temporary sisters from c-p,
to swig and swil and quench their thirst.

They tied not one, but several on,
each drink they sampled fair;
and so the former nuns on the run,
had finally let down their hair!!
Author's Notes:
to all the Sisters here.....from Sister B...with love...
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Comment By: Freerebecca on December 19, 2005 09:24:05 PM Report
LOL!!! This is hilarious, Mom! So cute, i can just picture it. Very fun.
Comment By: Freejag on June 24, 2005 08:07:58 AM Report
Snigger snigger=)
Comment By: FreeMartha Heidel on June 13, 2005 01:43:25 AM Report
LOL! I just had flashback from my days in Catholic school. Let me tell ya, don't know if they still do it, but back then it's true about hands being smacked with rulers. I've been smacked so many times that I'm surprised that my fingers still work. LOL!
Great write barbie!

Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on June 11, 2005 01:06:35 PM Report
Me in a nunnery?
Strange thing is............ at one time I thought about it.!!!!!!!!!!!! However, reckon I have settled for second best out here in the wilds of Scotland...far from the madding crowd.

Mind you, this sounded too damn good.......yeah! too damn goooooooooooddddddddddddddddddd

Always was one of dirty habits! ;-))
Alison SW
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on June 10, 2005 07:49:37 AM Report
LOL! This is very funny. Awesome write, Sister.
Comment By: FreeIngwa on June 9, 2005 03:26:49 PM Report
Nuns on the run, Nuns on the run, Hey ho deledido, the nuns are on the run :)
Comment By: FreeSavanahB on June 9, 2005 12:25:16 PM Report
You guys may have to hit the bar without me...I'm still confessing and it's gonna to be a looooong day...the preist keeps passing out...or I THINK his passing out, I keep hearing moaning through the little screen........!

This is a hoot, Barbie! Girl, you sure know how to pick a crew... I knew we were in trouble when he made me put the Jack back in the it,B! Jude

Comment By: Freetom on June 8, 2005 02:32:39 PM Report
very funny and great poem thanks for the smiles
hugs kisses
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on June 8, 2005 10:41:39 AM Report
LOL Savanah, the rest of the sisters are going to love this write. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeGlata on June 8, 2005 10:21:58 AM Report
Wow that was a miserable five minutes! those habits ITCH! hey, SavanahB, Pass that Jack this way! Barbie this is GREAT! and I thank you TREMENDOUSLY for writing me into this adventure :D
Grinning like a fool...


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