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Author Name: FreeTRACYF 5 Comments
Date Added: June 09, 2005 21:06:59 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~Trouble Talking~

I  have taken notice,
To a problem at work.
The people seem to be,
having quite a little quirk.

They seem to be having,
trouble while walking.
But the bigger problem is,
they also have trouble talking.

For instance while out gardening,
my boss Flanted Plowers.
We've yet to figure out what Plowers are,
and how the hell do you Flant them.

Another co-worker was overheard saying,
that when she dies.
She wants to donate her organs,
because after all she is a Dorgan Owner.

I'd like to know just how,
Chris fit the two cars in.
That he left out,
in his pack of cigarettes.

I'd like to be able to say,
that I'm above the rest.
But I've been known,
to leave my car out in my purse.

I long ago decided,
that you don't have to be crazy.
To work where I work,
but I find it really helps.

Author's Notes:

Thought I'd have some fun teasing my friends from work.
I hope they don't mind.

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Comment By: Freeaspiring sage on June 6, 2009 11:54:02 AM Report
Hey i really like the jumbled up imagary of this poem. it's fun.

Comment By: PremiumJillian K. Alexis on July 15, 2005 11:32:19 PM Report
Bravo Sis, this is too funny. I loved it...Jugz...Hillian, LOL.
Comment By: FreeMel on June 15, 2005 11:14:04 PM Report
Its funny, this is something I would do to my friends, nice job
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on June 10, 2005 07:33:09 AM Report
LOL! This is cute. Thanks a lot for the fun.
Comment By: PremiumPaul on June 9, 2005 10:50:01 PM Report
I owned a DORGAN once until I left it out in the rain and it started to flant. I immediately had to get rid of it before it went on to plower. But remember it is better to be a smart feller that a fart smeller.
This was a lot of fun - Thank You


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