Todays a special day, so theres something that me want to say.
In me own sweet simple way
To me Mudder.
Who loved me from the very start.
Who held me dearly in her heart.
Who sometimes squeezed me til me fart.
Who keeps me laughing with her wit, and swore her love would never quit.
Who some times spank me cause me say chit.
Who when me prayers were poorly said.
Would take me from my bed and spank me til me butt was red.