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Date Added: June 14, 2005 08:06:27 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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How many LOST characters does it take... (HUMOR for anyone that's into the show LOST) screw in a light bulb?

1. None- Jack says to wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.

2. None- you don’t need light bulbs, just get Locke to bang on the hatch.

3. None- just get Jack to pound on the bulb’s chest every time it burns out.

4. Just one, but Sawyer won’t give them the ladder- or the bulb.

5. One- get Shannon to stand on the ladder and wait for everything to revolve around her.

6. One, but it takes a whole season to explain why it went out.

7. Two- Kate to negotiate the bulb from Sawyer and Jack to change it.

8. Three- two to torture it and one to kiss it, only to find out it has no more filaments.

9. Two- Shannon, and whoever she tricks into doing it for her.

10. Two- Boone to change the bulb and Locke to give him the proper motivation.

11. Two, but Jack couldn’t change it in time because he had to save Boone.

12. Two- Locke to send Boone up the ladder, and Boone to fall and break his neck.

13. Two- Charlie to change it and someone else to fix what he messed up.

14. One- just Jack. Everyone else is too helpless to do it.

15. Forty-eight- Jack to change the bulb and everyone else to stand around helplessly and ask him to do it.

16. Two- Jack to change the bulb, and Kate to say she’s coming with him.

17. Two- Walt to conjure up a poorly animated light bulb and someone else to change it.

18. Two- one to change the bulb, and Arzt to make sure they don’t blow up.

19. Four- one to blow up and the other three to carry the new bulbs back.

20. Two- one to change the bulb and the other to go find a light socket and electrical outlet in somebody’s luggage.

21. One- after Sun finds a light bulb tree.

22. One, but they have to wait for Jack and Locke to decide who gets to change it.

23. One- get Claire- she’s good at changing things.

24. Two - Hurley to change it and Jin to pee on his foot after he steps on a sea urchin in route to the light socket.

25. Two- Jin to screw it in and Michael to tell him he's doing it wrong.

26. One- Sayid, but then Locke knocks him unconscious and breaks the bulb, for the greater good

27. One- Kate, but she'll deny any involvement

28. Two- Locke, Jack and a lot of dynamite

29. None - the "security system" would not allow them light.

Author's Notes:
I didn't write this. I got it in an email. you can catch LOST reruns on Wed. nights at 10pm. Season 2 will begin some time in Sept. (Can't wait!!)
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Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on June 15, 2005 12:40:43 PM Report
I'm LOST. LOL Great post Martha. *S* Wind Whisperer


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