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Author Name: Premiumwordsworthswords 12 Comments
Date Added: June 27, 2005 13:06:01 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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So the news given is pretty wild,
Kristin and Dennis are having a child.
Soon Kristin will blow up like a bubble,
Look out world, here comes trouble!
So what happens when comes this toad,
Joy, or will creative -poems explode?
See what happens with thirty seconds of sex,
Creative-Poems will become a bit Complex!!

Author's Notes:
To be Continued.......................
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Comment By: FreeKatherine on June 30, 2005 12:29:55 AM Report
Haha, I really like this one alot! Quite funny!
Comment By: FreeChrysanthemum on June 29, 2005 02:04:02 PM Report
haha 30 sec. eh? that good!? hehe hgave 2 get me one of thiose but m,inus the baby park..I love childern but I'll wait 2 have them...thanks once again for the smile xoxo
Comment By: Freehiddendragon on June 29, 2005 11:44:40 AM Report

Enjoyed this humorous battle poem...:o)

Well, is it a toad that transforms into a prince?

Nice write Joe.

Comment By: FreeGlata on June 29, 2005 10:04:52 AM Report
LOL I love this, as well! Seems the CP Battle Royale is well and truly on again!
Can't wait to see the outcome of this round!
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on June 28, 2005 05:18:36 AM Report
LOL! This is so funny.
Comment By: FreeSandy J Hradil on June 27, 2005 11:15:22 PM Report
OHHHHHHHHHHhhh lmao this was so funny!!!!
Please don't let CP explode!!!
Comment By: FreeMocha on June 27, 2005 10:10:31 PM Report
Ummmmm! Someone has been being kinky behind these eyes of I shall have to wait and see.


~The One And Only Chelsey V.~
Comment By: FreeSharon Jorcil James on June 27, 2005 04:39:31 PM Report
...a love child in CP's Kingdom???
Well we'll see how this works out.
Good write Joe.

Sharon JJ
Comment By: Freeb doneff on June 27, 2005 03:10:28 PM Report
Thirty seconds does seem a bit rushed, although he could have at least kissed her once...oh well, So let me see..there are two being born now? Well, thirty seconds for one, thirty for another, just think how many potential babes could be eeked out in a day?? Busy King, I say, just hope he likes changing the dirty diapers, because the Queen and I are going shopping. Checkbook please, Dear Dennis..More Joe, please???? barbie
Comment By: on June 27, 2005 02:29:31 PM Report
You wait and see, for this child is not ordinary.
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on June 27, 2005 02:12:32 PM Report
LMAO....ooooooooh Joe, you are GREAT at writing these!!! 30 seconds eh...yup, that sounds about right!! (snicker) Oh my, it seems that 30 seconds or 30 hours...a gal still ends up in a fix. Guess what sweetheart...ummm, I'm in the family way and ummm....well, remember that night of bliss...well, it kinda lingers on and on. Dearest are going to be a daddy!!! {don't tell ANYONE in the kingdom though...okay, I'll write you a poem about it}

I love this this is why I'm CRAZY about YOU!! =))

~Queen B~ *separating the men from the boys*
Comment By: FreeDanielle on June 27, 2005 02:10:25 PM Report
Haha ... though I wouldnt know if he does last 30 seconds or not ... this was funny ... have a good day Joe


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