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Author Name: Freechanged_woman93 2 Comments
Date Added: June 29, 2005 11:06:20 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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PASSING GAS :)

P-eeling the paint.

A-big grin is near

S-neeky, leaning to the left,being caught a little fear.

S-welling as we speak.

I-m really clever,just a little squeak.

N-o one will know that it was me

G-ood God Gurdy what did I eat.

G-iggles, a wiggle soon relief.

A-www a wondeful thing, silent but brief.

S-itting with a grin, can't wait to do it again!

Author's Notes:

DANIEL ROSS WAS MY MUSE THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER.

KELLI :) :) :)

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeCathy on June 30, 2005 12:52:19 PM Report
LOL don't we all do this on time or another you capture the gift of gas relief so very well lol
Cathy
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on June 29, 2005 05:29:59 PM Report
OMG, lol
This is too funny.
Linda




 


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