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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 5 Comments
Date Added: July 26, 2005 14:07:05 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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man was
in a bar,
drinking whiskey,
and saw a waitress.
She was very pretty.
This man wanted to date her,
so he got the courage to ask,
"Is there any chance you're free tonight".
She answered, "No, but I'm certainly cheap".
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Comment By: FreeKevin Dutton on February 20, 2006 06:34:54 AM Report

Comment By: FreeDamon D. Brewer on July 29, 2005 03:19:10 PM Report
And, I guess that cheap could be taken two ways too couldn't it? This is really good Jillian.
Comment By: Freejoey on July 26, 2005 03:38:09 PM Report
your are so intelligent
very clever write
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on July 26, 2005 02:37:41 PM Report
LMAO Jill, you are hilarious. Great Ether. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeLil' Emo on July 26, 2005 02:19:01 PM Report
I like this. This is really cool. In my favs, it will go.


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