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Author Name: FreeTRACYF 11 Comments
Date Added: August 05, 2005 17:08:01 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~She Never Met A Man She Didn't Like~

There's a woman I haven't known for long,
who reminds me of a Dolly Parton song.
"She never met a man she didn't like",
she's like a snake about to strike.

As soon as she meets one,
she goes into action.
She tells them what they want to hear,
and makes it sound so sincere.

She tells them they are her best friend,
as their ear she continues to bend.
How many best friends can one person possess?
I only have one I must confess.

My husband Fletch is my best friend,
and always will be until the end.
I don't need any other,
more than one is such a bother.

Let's see she has Jimmy, Fletch, and Chad,
I forgot Matthew and John I must add.
This is just to name a few,
please don't get caught in her trap too.

Did I say Fletch? Yes it's true,
she tried to trap him with the rest of her crew.
Just like the song stated,
she never met a man that she hated.

Even if you pay her lots of attention,
she moves to the next, let this be a lesson.
"She never met a man she didn't like",
she likes them all, as long as they're live.

Author's Notes:

Just having a little fun.
Thank God Fletch made it out of her trap.

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Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on November 22, 2006 02:38:10 PM Report
This is great. I have met a few like this too. I dont think you will ever have to worry of a woman like this, we all can see the love Fletch has for you dear. :)......Funny to read, you sure have that knack!!!


Comment By: FreeMeghan on December 21, 2005 09:45:59 PM Report
This is great. I know someone that's kinda that way too.
Comment By: FreeVictoria on October 3, 2005 11:55:41 PM Report
Lmao! This is so awesome! Bravo on an excellent entertaining write!
Comment By: PremiumJillian K. Alexis on August 9, 2005 03:49:25 AM Report
Nicely penned sis. Gee, I wonder who this could be about. I hope it's not about me. LOL. Love u, your' big sister Jillian
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on August 8, 2005 06:39:56 PM Report
She sounds like somebody that I have met, too~! Always with that radar out for the next fellow~! Ahhhhhh, send her packin'~!
Margaret...the Bag Lady, watchin' the barflys...
Comment By: PremiumGlata on August 8, 2005 10:51:26 AM Report
Oh, lol, might want to add the lines from another song from way back...."You ain't woman enough to take my man..." I think you showed her that! You keep going Sister...we're ALL standing by y'all on this!
Your NC sis...Glata
Comment By: PremiumGlata on August 8, 2005 10:50:10 AM Report
Whoa gal! Now this one just simply crackles with wisdom! Love this, and like everyone else, I'm sure glad that Fletch is out of her clutches...He's a wise man with a wise and wonderful wife!
Hugs from down south...
Comment By: FreeCathy on August 6, 2005 07:34:35 PM Report
lol this is a good one good thing Fletch is a wise man ha
Excellent write enjoyed reading
Comment By: Freeb doneff on August 6, 2005 07:31:57 PM Report
Oh the things I could add to this one! lol..funny Tracy...and I guess there are men and women alike in this category..barbie
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on August 6, 2005 01:51:04 AM Report
lol, sounds just like a woman I knew once.
Thank goodness Fletch wised up.
Nice write.
Comment By: Freedayna on August 5, 2005 05:07:24 PM Report
Well that sucks.................Cute ditty tho. I really dont know many, I just started writing here. I like the ones I have met so far........lots of nice ppl here. Again good write.!


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