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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 9 Comments
Date Added: August 07, 2005 12:08:36 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~WHO NEEDS THE LOTTERY~
I have an announcement, "I am going to become very wealthy". "How", you may ask? Well, I have invented a miracle cure for gray hair. It is going to make me very rich...and yes, I will share my wealth with each and everyone of you. Here's how it works. I have patented a special shampoo called, "GRAY BE GONE". It comes in a shampoo bottle, and you apply it after shampooing your' hair. Now, when you rinse it off, all your' hair falls out, but, the gray is gone! Now, I have covered my tracks very well, in case of any law suits. On the back of the bottle, in very, very small print, are the words, "CAUTION: MAY CAUSE SOME HAIR LOSS". Now, this is not a lie, and I did warn everyone first, before trying my product. Can I help it if not everyone can read the very, fine print? At least the Gray is gone. Whatcha all think? Hey, I always stand by my word.
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More to ponder on, you know me. LOL
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Comment By: FreeDaniel on June 26, 2010 05:46:47 PM Report
I would like to order a couple bottles to send to people as gifts..  do you mind if I send you an IOU as my bank recently closed my account..

 

 

Comment By: FreeArielle on May 15, 2007 02:43:38 PM Report
you've found a cure for graying, but what of male patterned baldness?
Comment By: FreeTobit Sharon on April 28, 2006 10:26:14 PM Report
hehe very funny piece of writing. Keep it up!
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on August 7, 2005 07:18:51 PM Report
LMAO *giggles* Jill, this is fan freaking tastic. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreePhoenix on August 7, 2005 06:26:01 PM Report
Well, supose that's one reason I avoid stuff with unreadable fine print on it.
Hmm...but yes, I supose the grey hair ir gone in the end...
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on August 7, 2005 04:50:02 PM Report
So that's what happened to Uncle Bob"s hair. lol
You could give Lady Clairol a run for her money
and get rich too. Cute write Jillian.
Linda
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on August 7, 2005 02:27:18 PM Report
LOL! I love this, Jillian. Thank you very much for the fun.
Hugs,
Samantha.
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on August 7, 2005 01:38:48 PM Report
MY___MY___ YOU DO HAVE YOU AS*8#3@ COVERED THIS IS AWESOME LADY!! HUGS ~ SHE
Comment By: Freehiddendragon on August 7, 2005 12:10:02 PM Report
lol...I won't laugh too hard though, considering many companies do employ this type of "honesty" :o)

Certainly one way to solve this age old problem :o)

Nice write Jillian.

Best wishes,
Dragon~




 


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