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Author Name: FreeTRACYF 9 Comments
Date Added: August 16, 2005 20:08:59 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~He Won't Get Any Smarter~(WB#1 Jillian)

I used to think my dog was dumb,
because he jumped the fence.
Then I came to realize,
he's not dumb, he's dense.

He must have smelled the essence,
of the female dog next door.
A little blonde Cocker Spaniel,
that he has grown to adore.

The other day when I came home,
I found him using the broom.
To open the refrigerator,
me coming home was his doom.

He gets into everything,
that has been forbidden.
He even ate the rose bouquet,
that I'd been given.

He loves to play with toys,
he throws them in the air.
Balloons are his favorite,
he throws them everywhere.

Fletch foretold the future,
to all his friends on the computer.
This dog is really stupid,
and he won't get any smarter.

Author's Notes:

This is my first word bank.
Jillian gave me my list which consisted of:
Dog, Fence, Refrigerator, Broom, Forbidden,
Balloons, Foretold, Essence, Bouquet, Computer

Hope You enjoy it. It is about my real dog.

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Comment By: FreeKaren Marrah on October 27, 2005 07:23:27 PM Report
Tracy, I loved this. Sounds like your dog has a lot of character although mischievous...LOL
Your friend, Karen
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on August 19, 2005 11:53:42 PM Report
Cute and fun, Tracy~! Good for you, stepping into the WB pool~ You got your feet wet, marvelously on this one~ I am sure you did Jillian proud....

The bag lady.....
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on August 17, 2005 11:13:03 PM Report
HAHAHA Sis, this is excellent. I think the pic of the Chow is cute. Love the St.Bernard too. Hehe. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on August 17, 2005 03:52:13 PM Report
LOL! This is cute, Tracy. Very nice write.
Comment By: PremiumGlata on August 17, 2005 08:32:34 AM Report
YOU DONE GOOD! I've yet to tackle one of these, but Fletch has asked me if I'd like to do one...Should be interesting to see if I'm up to the task! You two seem to really do great on these...
Big hugs, sis!
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on August 16, 2005 10:37:55 PM Report
Tracy: very good word bank contribution. I love the write about your dog -- they do make Life fun and interesting.

Lady Dragonwyck
Comment By: PremiumJillian K. Alexis on August 16, 2005 09:29:29 PM Report
This is adorable sis. I simply love it. U outdid yourself, with the crazy assortment of words I gave u. I really don't think I could have written anything from these words. U have made me very proud with this beautiful wb poem sis. U know I will cherish it forever. Into my favs. this is going. Thanks again Tracy, for everything, I am blessed to have u for a sister...Hugz...your' big sister Jillian
Comment By: Freehiddendragon on August 16, 2005 09:04:14 PM Report
lol...Sorry Tracy :o)

Comment By: Freehiddendragon on August 16, 2005 09:03:05 PM Report
Wow Jillian...this is very've woven the words into your charming story beautifully!

Excellent poem and use of a word bank. :o)

Best wishes,


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