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Author Name: FreeTRACYF 3 Comments
Date Added: August 31, 2005 11:08:48 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~Morning Headlines~(WB#6 Eddy)
It's fun to have Fletch,
come home horny as can be.
There are times we can't even make it,
upstairs to the bedroom before he wants me. There are times when we get so frisky,
and we start laughing really hard.
One time he even chased me out the door,
we stopped when we realized we were naked in the yard. He had his weeny dangling,
for the whole world to view.
He didn't seem to mind to much,
while back in the house I flew. I'd like to say we were smashed,
so at least we'd have an excuse.
But we were sober as can be.
we weren't drinking any booze. We are very gracious that,
the neighbors didn't see.
Thank God we have a privacy fence,
all around our property. Thinking about it now,
sends a shiver up my spine.
Cause it would be just my luck,
it would be the morning headline.
Author's Notes:

Thank you Eddy for the fun words for my wordbank poem


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Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on August 31, 2005 10:38:44 PM Report
Tracy, Eddy is going to fall over in his chair backwards when he reads this one. LOL Excellent write. *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on August 31, 2005 01:03:38 PM Report
This is a funny way to start the day. Humor is the best way to begin. Thanks for you post and by the way, awesome use of the WB. Your creativity shows all through this.
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on August 31, 2005 11:37:56 AM Report
Toooooooooooooooooooooo Funny and very witty Tracy, Joe


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