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Author Name: Freewilliamgoldenpen 13 Comments
Date Added: November 08, 2005 08:11:30 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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“I’m gonna have to give you a ticket,”  “But officer, it wasn’t my fault,

I was only overtaking that truck, when me, you thought you’d caught.


I was only doing thirty, all the way on to my home,

when I saw your lights and heard your siren,

which brought from my lips a groan.


I had to speed up to overtake him, to get round, yes, to get passed,

I was only doing forty five, and I swear it didn’t last.”


“The law is the law, and you broke it with your speed,

so here is your ticket, and remember, another you do not need.


“Have a great day,” said the officer. She said,

 “You have a really great day too,

she thought, “I hope your arse catches fire and your nuts drop off,

and I bet you’re a lousy screw!

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Comment By: FreeDavid L. White on March 28, 2010 09:04:36 PM Report
That brings back horrible flashbacks to an incident I had with an officer of the law (Traffic cop).  I did not get  as verbal with him as in your poem-- but I do remember telling him after he wrote me a stupid ticket-- why don't you go and harrass some other citizen????


I enjoyed this write.

Comment By: FreePatty on July 22, 2009 10:22:27 PM Report
hahahah love the ending !! :))
Comment By: FreeMichelle on March 23, 2009 07:42:45 PM Report
Hahaha, brings me back to when I got my speeding ticket. Very funny write :)



Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on March 31, 2008 12:16:27 PM Report
Too funny, I needed a good laugh today! :o)
Comment By: FreeGlata on November 29, 2006 09:15:07 AM Report
LOL! Double speak, huh?  I've done the same thing dealing with the public. Saying, "Have a nice day," When I'm really thinking, "I hope a bird shits on your head when you walk out the door!"

Loved this!


Comment By: Freesam on June 6, 2006 12:07:39 AM Report
Hope she didnt say that outloud hee hee
Comment By: FreeTobit Sharon on April 28, 2006 10:25:05 PM Report
Comment By: FreeDallas on March 24, 2006 01:34:40 PM Report
O.o that was very interesting LOL!! xOxXoXoO :D
Comment By: FreeGemini on February 15, 2006 01:12:45 AM Report
How many times have we thought something and wish we had the guts to say it - particularly to an authoritive figure. those last 2 lines are fantastic.

Comment By: Freeashley on February 3, 2006 09:30:01 AM Report
Comment By: FreeAngel on November 8, 2005 04:47:50 PM Report
Lol this was so funny. If only he could have read her mind


Love Angelxx
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on November 8, 2005 04:00:56 PM Report
Hahahahahha....oh, what a great look at what we "REALLY" think as they walk away~!
But----I, of course, have had NO tickets~!
Margaret...the butterfly driver...
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on November 8, 2005 10:54:21 AM Report
Oh my that I have gotten my balance back after laughing so damn hard!!!!

Lady Dragonwyck -- good thing dragons dont get tickets for flying


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