“I’m gonna have to give you a ticket,” “But officer, it wasn’t my fault,
I was only overtaking that truck, when me, you thought you’d caught.
I was only doing thirty, all the way on to my home,
when I saw your lights and heard your siren,
which brought from my lips a groan.
I had to speed up to overtake him, to get round, yes, to get passed,
I was only doing forty five, and I swear it didn’t last.”
“The law is the law, and you broke it with your speed,
so here is your ticket, and remember, another you do not need.
“Have a great day,” said the officer. She said,
“You have a really great day too,
she thought, “I hope your arse catches fire and your nuts drop off,
and I bet you’re a lousy screw!