Romeo Romeo
Where for art thou Romeo
Where is this man
with a heart so mellow

Does he reside in the
North, South or West
Or should you go East
to molest

The East where it is
cold and wet
You can cuddle by the fireplace
and watch the sunset

For all the single women
Out in C-P land
Our resident Romeo
Resides in your dreamland

His heart is made
from the purest gold
With his love
you could never be cold