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Author Name: Freewritelady 17 Comments
Date Added: January 17, 2006 05:01:41 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Melons vs Cucumbers

Melons are good, but I like cucumbers better,
they'll be your friend in all kinds of weather.
There's big ones and small ones, and ones with bumps,
the only drawback is, they don't come with wiggles and jumps.
You can get them for just a pitence of change,
people think they're for salads, but me, I'm derranged.
There's even English and burpless and the pickling kind,
you can use them for tickling without any rind...
No need to slice, no need to dice, I leave em whole, its kinda nice...

Author's Notes:

OK....when you have been up most of the night laughing so hard your guts hurt and your jaws are sore, and you have a sugar high from wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many M and M's, lol....this is what happens. If I never post again, you will know I was just red as a beeet...PS...Glata was helping me so I can't take all the heat..or the cucumber!

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Comment By: FreeLadiiSkillz on June 1, 2006 09:05:52 PM Report
LOL! Great write...Thanks to u everyone here at work thinks i have terets syndrom lol keep it up =) ~1~ much luv
Comment By: FreeJoe Petro on January 22, 2006 10:18:52 AM Report
I know just the hospital for ya Miss Writelady. I'll even give you your pills. Hilarious Barbie. jp
Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on January 20, 2006 10:15:18 PM Report
You are so so funny!
Maybe We can put My cucumber with Your melons! Wink! Wink!
This one gave lots of smiles Thanks!!!.........Fletch

Comment By: FreeHenry M. on January 20, 2006 08:06:29 AM Report
Well I have to admit that Although I do know several women who have an "Affinity" for cuccumbers, you are one of the first to actually write it down! So tell me Barbie and Glata, what is your favorite part of the cuccumber? I've a funny feeling that it's the middle cuc CUM ber am I right? lol. Henry
Comment By: FreeCindy Bendel on January 19, 2006 06:32:54 PM Report
OMG nut!!! Too funny.

Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on January 19, 2006 01:41:18 PM Report
Said the Melons to the cucumber
"Just come on right inside;
There may not be a lot of room,
But it's a lovely ride""
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on January 18, 2006 02:57:47 PM Report
"There's big ones and small ones, and ones with bumps,
the only drawback is, they don't come with wiggles and jumps."

What is there to say after THAT????..He asked....BRILLIANT111..That's what!!...Such a lovely and organic write, praising the natual glories of nature..Love IT!!!...Felonious

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on January 18, 2006 12:52:12 PM Report
I had a feelin that the two of you in the same room would be trouble, just tooooooooo funny! Joe
Comment By: FreeKeri on January 18, 2006 01:53:46 AM Report
And within a college student's budget. Pass me an M & M, all I have are spilled kisses. Quite unfortunate.

And be careful, I still can't bail you guys out of prison and I don't feel like prostituting right now. Have fun, and remember, cucumbers are your friends...they don't...or is that...they do go to your thighs. I can't remember.


Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on January 17, 2006 07:49:15 AM Report
ROFLMAO This is a hoot. You two are a couple of nuts alone, but together you are even worse. I guess with enough M&M's in you, you can come up with anything. Love Ya both.
Comment By: FreeGlata on January 17, 2006 06:54:22 AM Report
um...well....uh...I think I'm standing down wind of Graham! Girl, I don't know WHEN i've laughed so hard, and had so much fun over a blasted VEGGIE!
This past week has been the BESTEST! Now...pass that cigarette, lol
Huggies to ya!
Your M & M sister!
Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on January 17, 2006 06:33:54 AM Report
Can't say I'm overly fond of either, they give me wind,saying that they now seem to give me smiles :-)))
Comment By: FreeLinear Z on January 17, 2006 06:19:49 AM Report
I dunno.. I think i'll stick with the melons :-D they're sweet. LOL great poem; you've cerrtainly put forward a strong case for the cucumber. lmao
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on January 17, 2006 06:13:21 AM Report
MMMMMMMM yummy poem B. ;o) *S* Wind Whisperer
Comment By: PremiumBruce A. Peaslee on January 17, 2006 06:11:42 AM Report
Never thought that the lowly cucumber could evoke so much humor;You have set the record straight young lady.

Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on January 17, 2006 05:51:18 AM Report
hahahahaha hehehehehe
OMG I am laughing SO hard here. Its true what they say alright The devil sure does make work for idle hands! ;-))
Ali xxx
Comment By: FreeMichael on January 17, 2006 05:42:59 AM Report


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