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Author Name: FreeTRACYF 12 Comments
Date Added: January 29, 2006 23:01:48 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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~Fletch's Haircut~

I just cut Fletch's hair
because he lost the bet
At times I wish he didn't
always pay off on his debt

As you know our son
cuts his hair like a freak
Fletch had to do it the same way
thank God for only a week

Not only did he have to cut it
he has to dye it black
I just keep thinking it's only hair
and it will grow back

Another part of the deal
is to take Tyler to the mall
I am going to walk behind them
and have myself a ball

I guess I should explain
just how he cut his hair
He has it shaved bald on one side
the other has longhair

I have taken lots of
before and after shots
Even with the crazy hair
I still love him lots

Author's Notes:
Tyler got all A's On his report card
Fletch bet him that he couldn't do it
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Comment By: PremiumJillian K. Alexis on August 26, 2007 06:00:56 PM Report
This is so funny sis! It is always a pleasure to read your' work. Tell Tyler that..."Aunt Jilian" proud of him, and that his Dad is a great sport. LOL. This is going into my favorites. Love you...your' big sister Jillian
Comment By: PremiumVizualEnsemble on November 27, 2006 10:13:48 PM Report

Go Tyler!!! LOL, this is hilarious!! You should have posted pic of Fletch sporting his new doo ;). So much fun going on there. What a blast. I am trying to visualize this hair, funny. Thanks for sharing the laughs hun.


Comment By: FreeHelen on October 1, 2006 03:50:20 PM Report
LOL, this is funny!!!!! reminds me how i used to write poems about my little brother's bike !!! ;-))))))
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on May 31, 2006 02:18:54 PM Report
This made me laugh so much. I kept waiting for my kids to be "Goths" or "Freaks" or at least anti social! Alas, no painted black fingernails, no shaved heads. Now they are too old. They told me "sorry mum, you did it all already!" ;-((
What a disappointment
Ali x
Comment By: on February 2, 2006 04:47:14 AM Report
wow that is some funny stuff .. i like this poem .. really good and i love that its funny
Comment By: PremiumPaul on January 31, 2006 03:50:45 PM Report
Way to go Tyler!!!
ANd yes to you to Fletch Way to go - (Whatever it takes Education is so important) - You long haired freak you. lol
Comment By: FreeJoe Petro on January 30, 2006 09:22:08 PM Report
Tracy, I know this is your write, but my hats off to Fletch. Or is it hair off to Fletch? Anyway, a father who honors his word to his son is ok in my book. Has he considered Hair Club? jp
Comment By: PremiumGlata on January 30, 2006 01:28:21 PM Report
WAY TO GO TYLER!!! Your Aunt Glata is VERY proud of you, and sounds like Fletcher got what he deserved, LOLOL! I want copies of all the pictures, Tracy...GREAT blackmail material ;)
Love you guys!
Comment By: PremiumJillian K. Alexis on January 30, 2006 11:29:10 AM Report
This is too funny sis, I love it. Could u send me a pic of my dear, little brother's new haircut? Love u...Your' big sister Jillian
Comment By: FreeKaren Marrah on January 30, 2006 05:34:09 AM Report
Awesome Sis....I can't wait to see pictures...LOL. Great write by the way. Have a winderful day and keep smiling always...Love ya....Karen
Comment By: FreeKeri on January 30, 2006 12:46:44 AM Report
lol...for mom and my brother, it was skydiving...I think...He didn't make it. Bet Fletch looks afright. :) Haha.

Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on January 29, 2006 11:25:37 PM Report


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