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Author Name: Freepenfold18 7 Comments
Date Added: February 04, 2006 06:02:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A nd Now For Something Completely Different.
Theres a chap in the Lab.
Who's a bit of a lad
And his humour a bit hard to take
But went out on a bender
With a nose like a fender
And a gap in his teeth like a snake
He's got hair like brush
(Thats an old scrubbing brush)
With less hair then I've got on my thumb
But its in the right place
Above whats called a face
Though it looks more like
An old builders bum
He's got eyes like rasputin
And a nose good for rooting
With ears that could take off and fly
Not the prettiest sight
In the darkest of night
In the mirror, he could make himself cry
Though he's not a bad lad
Snorting coke's just a fad
And the glue's just for sticking french letters
His brains still intact
Though thats more fiction then fact
And his I.Q. is still getting better
But all said and done
He's really good fun
And will stand by you
through thick and thin
He asked "can you do humour"
And this could start a rumour
But its all about fun (not at him)
Author's Notes:
Well he did ask,and I thought why not.
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Comment By: FreeMichael on February 9, 2006 01:55:47 AM Report
"Beyound this place of wrath and tears looms" a little humor by Graham. Very welcome, indeed, Michael
Comment By: FreeGlata on February 6, 2006 08:49:30 AM Report
LOL Wheeeee! Glad it was a scrubbing brush you defined and not a toilet brush! Just imagine a toilet brush with all the other "beauty marks" you described! Ouch!
Giggling the entire time...
Comment By: FreeAngel on February 4, 2006 02:58:56 PM Report
Lol this was really brilliant. Rushes to the toilet on time

Love Angelxx
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on February 4, 2006 08:44:33 AM Report
Comment By: Freeb doneff on February 4, 2006 08:09:29 AM Report
LOL, well, do humour, then do it again, because you have succeeded! This was a cute poke of fun, and while I can hardly imagine him taking flight, you never know, lol. Tip of the day: After he reads this, duck...low! Thanks for the giggle,. Barbie
Comment By: FreeWide Awake on February 4, 2006 07:14:37 AM Report
An intermittant giggler it is :)

Chuckle..look at it again...chuckle...etc

Your friend will be loving you this morning. :)

Fun for sure.

Best wishes,
Comment By: FreeStephen Owen AKA Passion Hawk on February 4, 2006 06:21:08 AM Report
brilliant graham made me smile mate, that's what it is all about..steve


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