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Author Name: Freewritelady 11 Comments
Date Added: February 22, 2006 08:02:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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A Poet's Retreat

I'm opening a little place,
for tired poets to retreat;
just a place to get away,
and park your weary feet.

Just let me know when you're coming,
I'll have your room all ready,
Pay no mind to the man in the closet,
It's just my Uncle Freddy!

Your linens all just freshly washed,
there's no cooking or dishes to do;
you can get some peace and quiet,
book a room at my little zoo!

You can eat your breakfast at leisure,
but the cook she leaves at six;
oh and if it's  summer when you come,
be sure and check your head for ticks.

Plenty of hot water here,
soak til you haven't a care;
the towels might be a bit rough though,
I hang them outside to air!

You can  take a walk, or read a book,
or listen to mourning doves call,
but please pay no attention to
the neighbors' noise coming through the wall!

Now there's a crystal candy dish,
I keep it filled with M&M's.
Just help yourself whenever you wish,
at every chocolate whim!

So let me take a reservation,
do you need a room in May?
I'm open every day of the week,
so pack a bag and stay!











Author's Notes:

Morning silliness, again...

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeHelen on June 29, 2007 08:13:32 PM Report
Sounds like a nice place! All the comforts a weary poet can possibly think of - topped with M&Ms! ;-) Very sweet morning silliness writelady! ;-)
Comment By: FreeAbbas on May 30, 2006 06:34:41 AM Report
Thank you lady. I M surely coming
what a nice thought and heart to enclose us all.
Regards.
Abbas.
Comment By: ModeratorHenry M. on March 4, 2006 07:03:22 AM Report
Well this certainly sounds like a great place to stay and judging by the comments here it looks like it's booking up fast! I have to ask Barbie, do you serve Melons for breakfast? I just can't get my day started without them. Loved this poem Barbie, it was a great read. Henry
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on February 27, 2006 11:41:36 PM Report
This is fantastic Barbie. I'll be needing a room with a king size bed though, three or four women at a time, ya know! LOL! Please make the reservation for five, LOL! Joe
Comment By: FreeAngel on February 23, 2006 02:01:20 PM Report
Sounds idyllic just the place to relax and unwind from the stress of life

Excellent

Love Angelxx
Comment By: FreeNicholas Ryan on February 23, 2006 08:10:44 AM Report
very great poem..

nick
Comment By: FreeDamon D. Brewer on February 23, 2006 05:11:01 AM Report
Barbie, this is a very funny write. I loved it from the beginning to the last word. Excellently done.
Damon
Comment By: FreeJoe Petro on February 23, 2006 04:23:55 AM Report
I can see from the reservation requests below that I want in with the group. May I retire and stay full time? This was a fun read.
Comment By: Freetom on February 22, 2006 05:58:22 PM Report
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Im on my way I need a vacation just to kick back and relax
great poem Barbie
hugs kisses
tom
Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on February 22, 2006 05:13:49 PM Report
Sounds just like the kind of place
I was looking for
A warm welcome on the mat
And a little something more.

I'll be coming down in April,
Don't go to any trouble -
And if there are no singles to be had
I'm happy with a double!
Comment By: FreeGlata on February 22, 2006 09:25:54 AM Report
I can vouch for this place! It's GREAT! I'd love to make another reservation...but first you have to come see me! I've a fresh stash of M & M's all ready to work on...
Hugs! love you sis!
Glata




 


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