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Author Name: Freewritelady 12 Comments
Date Added: March 11, 2006 08:03:44 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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No Vacancies (suggestive)

I'm turnin on the sign,
ain'táno vacancies, dear,
Me and Daddy's goin on a trip,
but we're stayin right here.á

Now we got fourteen cottages,
all primed and ready,
and we're gonna try 'em all out,
yep, me and my steady!

Gonna test those mattresses forábounce and wear,
while he tests the strength of my long, thick hair.
Gonna check the walls for sound proofin too,
see, we like our privacy while there's courtin to do.

Have to see if the a/c gets real good and cold,
cause it'll get real hot, when I'm in his hold.
Gonna peek at the showers,
while we're covered in soap,
and the possible bed sounds from
being tied up with rope!

Yessiree, we got our pride,
don't run no shady operation.
We like to be sure our guests are comfy,
no matter the situation.
We'll take a gander at the floor,
and check for spots, and rips,
while we're doing our rounds,
on this love makin' trip.

Take a look at the winders,
do they shut nice and tight?
Guess we'll find out,
when you make me holler all night.
And when we're done, I'll need resusciation,
this is gonna be one, very longggggggg vacation!

Author's Notes:
and now we know why we stay away from those backwoods motels, lol..
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Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on July 21, 2008 07:24:42 PM Report
Sounds like if you go on a holiday you come back knackered!



Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on March 19, 2006 02:07:59 AM Report
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on March 14, 2006 06:43:03 PM Report
What good, clean, sexy fun!!... Sounds like this writer has found plenty of places to expose herself..Oops, you dropped the soap, Sal..:O)...len
Comment By: FreeGlata on March 14, 2006 09:16:47 AM Report
Wheeee doggies! I see you've checked out the motels around North Carolina! LOL girl this is cute!
Love ya...
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on March 13, 2006 02:25:25 PM Report
mmmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmm yes indedeeeeeeeeeeed!!!
OMG I see so much in this mind of mine..hell if it was a house it would be fumigated and no mistake.

you are naughty, naughty and badddddddddddddddddd
Ali green with envy
Comment By: FreeAngel on March 12, 2006 04:17:08 PM Report
Got me bouncing around lol very funny loved it

Love Angelxx
Comment By: FreeJoe Petro on March 12, 2006 08:03:29 AM Report
So the No Tell Motel is still in business. I'm still smilin'. I stopped going there when they began charging $2.00 for the vibrating bed. jp
Comment By: FreePamela A. Lamppa on March 11, 2006 04:06:41 PM Report
Boing! Boing! Boing!
LOL I nearly died reading this. Enjoy yourself. ~Pam
Comment By: Freetom on March 11, 2006 01:38:39 PM Report
that is great Barbie just simply wonderful mmmmmmmmm when the cabins are ready let me know I need a lonnnnnnnnnggggggggg vacations also I love this poem passionate humorous and wonderful.
hugs kisses
Comment By: FreeLinear Z on March 11, 2006 11:39:39 AM Report
LOL Everyone needs a vacation now and then Barbie. This one sounds promising... have you considered writing a holiday guide for people thinking of staying in the hotel room? :-D LMAO great stuff.
Comment By: FreeHenry M. on March 11, 2006 10:01:51 AM Report
Okay barbie, if you are looking for volunteers for this trip count me in!!!!!! LOL, this is sooooo funny, I loved this!! By the way , what type of rope do you prefer being tied up with???
Comment By: FreeTim Fleckney on March 11, 2006 09:33:49 AM Report
LMAO I love this so much said without coming out and saying it what a great job, no wonder you are on my list of fav's.


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