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Author Name: Freepenfold18 3 Comments
Date Added: April 25, 2006 08:04:15 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Who Needs Fitness.
Feel run down, need a change
Come to us and we'll arrange
A programme that may change your life
To get you fit and ease your strife
Tone you up and lose you weight
To get you feeling really great
The friendly staff are very nice
And offer you the best advice
To improve your life and dexterity
With aerobics and reflexology
Tanning, Waxing, exercise
On your behalf then we will strive
No matter young, no matter old
So come on in from out the cold
We're here to serve you all day long
To keep you healthy, fit and strong
The best in fitness from the South
Your local branch of PowerHouse.
Author's Notes:
I wrote this for a local keep fit gym just for a laugh.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeGlata on April 28, 2006 09:23:33 AM Report
Loved this! I think with a slogan like this, I'd be enticed to try out the gym myself! And that's saying something for a professed couch potato, lol...
Hugs to ya, Graham!
Glata
Comment By: FreeAngel on April 25, 2006 12:32:15 PM Report
Where is this place could do with a few visits myself.Wonderful lol

Love Angelxxx
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on April 25, 2006 09:01:02 AM Report
GRAHAM,
THIS IS GREAT MY FRIEND.. ITS ALL ABOUT KEEPING FIT!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT FOUNTAIN OF HEALTH!!!..HUGS ~ SCARLETT




 


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