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Author Name: Freeseeker 2 Comments
Date Added: September 30, 2006 12:09:05 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Stop Inventing Before You Hurt Your Self
I really really loath sporks.
If you want to eat soup and such, use a spoon.
If you want to eat anything else, use a fork.
For crying out loud what are the use of sporks?!!
It can't really be used as a spoon.
And certainly not as a fork.
Your inventor is a dork!!
Author's Notes:
Ok I must admit I think that the spork is about the most useless thing ever invented!
Perhaps I should have posted this under rant, but I really did mean it in a humorous way. A friend of mine teased me that I could write about anything and told me to write about my dislike of sporks. As I am never one to back away from a challenge no matter how silly, I wrote this. This actually sparked a huge debate when I posted it on another site! haha.
Desmo's gatorade poem reminded me of this poem so I decided I would post it here.
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Comment By: FreeGoliath Assassin on October 7, 2006 10:58:48 PM Report
HAHAHA! Speak of the devil? Here I am!  I remember this poem, hon!  Shall we bring the beef to this site as well? Lol! I'm just kidding.  I won't post it unless someone begs me to.  I wouldn't want to rain all over your parade.  We know I won the spork debate anyway, and that's all that really matters. (Oh, I am SO asking for it!)  SPORKS FOREVER!
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on September 30, 2006 12:35:35 PM Report
Omg.. this is awesome I really like it.. oh --the mind and what it comes up with..great poem lady..Hugs ~ Scarlett


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