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Author Name: Freetimespell 0 Comments
Date Added: October 16, 2006 14:10:03 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Confessions Of Cow's
God damn hippies!!
Every bloody september it's the same
There always up at the crack of dawn.
Then they start wondering around looking at the floor,
Heaven know's it's the only time there up early in the morning!!
Out and about with there stupid "LOOK AT ME" faces on,
Shit there really should be a law against it.
Every bloody year I tell you, every bloody year!
Man would you take a look at those two over there,
Unbelievable, they must be on that wacky stuff!
Shame, shame, shame, seemed such a nice couple.
How can you judge people by what they wear and eat?
Religion tells us we are all equal!!

O.K lets keep it real please ladys, lets not argue please.

Only you would bring religion into the conversation,
Mildred thats enough of that, and you Florence
Sorry Daisy, just getting carried away.
Never mind ladys, where were we?
O' thats right, god damn bloody hippies
Well I never, neither did I but it's all good stuff.
Look" over there by the hill, there's loads of them,
A nice little bundle if I don't say so myself.
Delightful find Daisy that should keep us going,
Yes until the hippies come back in the morning
Sadly Lady's everybody likes mushrooms.
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