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Author Name: FreeLastTempleKnight 4 Comments
Date Added: November 10, 2006 13:11:16 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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King Jimi Blue's Grand Speech -- A Dragonwyck Tale
Late night, in the grand hall of King Jimi Blue The king addressed a room full of happy peasants All of their adoring faces with smile and cheer With grand style, King Jimi makes his speech   The sound of cheers roll through the grand hall Whistles and waves of maidens join in as well A proud king blushes and continued to speak At key points the crowd stood quietly to listen   More cheers as great things were promised The king was happily proclaiming joyfulness Thrusting his arms up, he promises riches for all Cheers become so loud they awake those asleep   Last Temple Knight was awoken by the cheers After a quest that lasted all day, he had sought rest The cheers attracted his attention to the grand hall Wondering what was amiss, he went to the hall to see   Through a door off to the side and behind the king, LTK saw the crowd of peasants and heard the king Speaking of things grand and regal, Jimi went on & on LTK was impressed indeed, but something was off   The tired knight walked over to the crowd's first row The king was so busy speaking he failed to notice him LTK reached out and with a slight poke that row fell Backward it tumbled along with several other rows   King Jimi's speech was cut off by the cries of woe Looking over the scene, LTK merely shook his head Amongst the peasants who were really mannequins Sir Filthy and Sir Len caught up in yards of string   Full sized mockups of peasants lay in disarray King Jimi's mouth wide open with shock Two of his knights struggling to get untied From the strings attached to the fallen dolls And the third quietly pondering his life choice...
Author's Notes:
Inspired by a TV commercial where one unknown phone company tried to imitate a more popular one by having a crowd of cardboard cutouts to make it look like they were the same.
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Comment By: PremiumMoon Fairy on November 15, 2006 09:07:26 PM Report
Witty wrtie my friend...looks like it was hit amongst the Dragonwyck click..

Comment By: PremiumShe Whispers on November 10, 2006 11:04:06 PM Report
Wow.. now should do the trick!! now we all know..what fun... what is it they wait,watch and listen to what comes foreth??? Hugs~ She Whispers
Comment By: PremiumGlata on November 10, 2006 02:54:04 PM Report
LMAO!!! Joe, you scoundrel discovered the king's secret!!! Now we discover he's got a doll  fetish, too....(giggle)

Sounds like time for the Warrioress women to gather their men and set them to rights again....


glata, off to polish and sharpen that double bit axe!

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on November 10, 2006 01:23:44 PM Report
LTK:   oh this is good --- now we can blackmail King Jimi.............hahaha

Really cute write............from one of the Dragonwyck Knights


Lady D


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