“What happened on ‘All My Children’?” I asked as I locked the front door. Work was long and boring today and I needed a distraction.
“You won’t believe who they think is killing the Women of Fusion!!!” came the reply. “Zarf!!! It was unreal the way they had him cornered in the Chandlier Mansion.”
“Wow! That is crazy. Everyone can see he is no threat to anyone. He’s just a lonely lost soul looking for answers. The real killer is still out there stalking Babe and Kendal.”
“I’m just telling you like I saw it.”
“ Well, I am not saying you are lying… What about ‘The Young and the Restless’? Do you know who killed Carmen? What about Sheila? Is she fooling Paul and Michael with her attempt to escape?”
“No, I don’t know who killed Carmen, and I couldn’t tell you anyway without seeing the show first. Sheila is still locked up, but with a self-inflicted stab wound. Of course, being a nurse, she knew exactly where to hit without causing too much damage.”
“Yeah, you are right about that. How many suspects are there for Carmen’s murder now? There must be at least six by now. I think that girlfriend of Kevin’s has a lot to hide and answer for, too.
What happened on ‘Passions’?”
“Look, I am tired of updating you on all your stories. Why don’t you get a DVR or a VCR and record your soaps? They have total recall and can play them back for you verbatim.” With a sniff, the TV, went into sleep mode and turned itself off.