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Author Name: Freequeens1 4 Comments
Date Added: January 17, 2007 16:01:51 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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“What happened on ‘All My Children’?” I asked as I locked the front door. Work was long and boring today and I needed a distraction.

“You won’t believe who they think is killing the Women of Fusion!!!” came the reply. “Zarf!!! It was unreal the way they had him cornered in the Chandlier Mansion.”

“Wow! That is crazy. Everyone can see he is no threat to anyone. He’s just a lonely lost soul looking for answers. The real killer is still out there stalking Babe and Kendal.”

“I’m just telling you like I saw it.”

“ Well, I am not saying you are lying… What about ‘The Young and the Restless’? Do you know who killed Carmen? What about Sheila? Is she fooling Paul and Michael with her attempt to escape?”

“No, I don’t know who killed Carmen, and I couldn’t tell you anyway without seeing the show first. Sheila is still locked up, but with a self-inflicted stab wound. Of course, being a nurse, she knew exactly where to hit without causing too much damage.”

“Yeah, you are right about that. How many suspects are there for Carmen’s murder now? There must be at least six by now. I think that girlfriend of Kevin’s has a lot to hide and answer for, too.

What happened on ‘Passions’?”

“Look, I am tired of updating you on all your stories. Why don’t you get a DVR or a VCR and record your soaps? They have total recall and can play them back for you verbatim.” With a sniff, the TV, went into sleep mode and turned itself off.

Author's Notes:
Having an inanimate object talk to you sounds absolutely crazy, but it might help to diagnose a problem you are having with your washer or refrigerator.
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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on January 20, 2007 05:55:08 PM Report
Hee hee...Sounds like a Twilight Zone episode..Tune in tmorrow for another thrilling episode of "One Mind to Lose."...:O)..len
Comment By: FreeGlata on January 19, 2007 11:31:02 AM Report
LOL You reminded me of my grandmother and her passion for those particular Soaps! This was too funny!

Also, I remember hearing an answering machine message once:

"Hello, this is the refrigerator. The answering machine is broken and I'm taking messages today."

Hope you're having a great day! And keep up with those soaps...never know when I might need to call for an update! (grin)



Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on January 18, 2007 10:45:19 AM Report
You hit the calender subject on the mark, pretty funny!
Comment By: TrialAnn on January 17, 2007 09:02:20 PM Report
LOL...or the TV set in this case...nice job.


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